US Military Eyes the Glow of Fireflies
GarryFre writes "According to the AP: 'Someday, the secrets of fireflies or glowing sea plankton could save an American soldier in battle, a Navy SEAL on a dive, or a military pilot landing after a mission. That's the hope behind a growing field of military-sponsored research into bioluminescence, a phenomenon that's under the microscope in laboratories around the country. This phenomenon is noteworthy because this produces light without wasting energy because it does not generate any heat. A possible military use of bio-luminescence would be creating biodegradable landing zone markers that helicopters can spot even as wind from their rotors kicks up dirt.'"
And give us glow-in-the-dark soldiers!
Doesn't that violate some law of physics?
Would this just attract a bunch of pubescent, emo girls? They could be more dangerous than terrorists.
Sounds to me like a good way to get your battleship sunk by an enemy that had access to lightbulbs.
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
Maybe I'm overthinking this but wouldn't it be A LOT cheaper on the research budget if they just develop a shatter resistant hampster ball that they can fill with actual fireflies? Then they could drop that out and make a landing zone marker with it.
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