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Astronomers Find Diamond Star 4,000 km Wide

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the sharon-osborne-summoned dept.

tclas writes "The cosmic diamond is a chunk of crystallized carbon, 4,000 km across, some 50 light-years from the Earth in the constellation Centaurus. It's the compressed heart of an old star that was once bright like our Sun but has since faded and shrunk. Astronomers have decided to call the star 'Lucy,' after the Beatles song 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.'"

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  1. Finally by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

    De Beers will be funding NASA from now on!

  2. Great... by mseidl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Something else I can't afford but my wife will nag me about...

    1. Re:Great... by MadKeithV · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pah, going out for 50 light-years. I can make that run in less than 12 parsecs.

  3. Garbage by __aaelyr464 · · Score: 5, Funny

    DeBeers has taught me that the only REAL diamond is from mined from the earth, possibly covered in blood.

    1. Re:Garbage by Pojut · · Score: 2, Funny

      "My favorite diamond only appears on the tip of the tailbone of Ethiopian babies. They...they debone the babies. I know, I know, it sounds horrible when you say it out loud. But if you saw it...stunning. Absolutely stunning." -Sarah Silverman

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  4. Blood diamond? by Jailbrekr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd like to see a Nigerian try to smuggle THAT diamond in his butt.

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    1. Re:Blood diamond? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have a URL for you, but cannot post it because I am at work.

      The first part is the name of a domesticated animal of the Bovidae family. The second part (appended immediately to the previous word) is the TLD for Sweden. The TLD for the domain is the NYSE abbreviation for Cemex SAB de CV.

      Hope this helps.

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    2. Re:Blood diamond? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1, Funny

      I am a Nigerian Prince and I have a URL for you, which when accessed will give you access to 10 million dollers,

      Unfortunately I cannot post the link on this site, but if you visit wvw.stealyouraccountdata.c0m I can give you the direct link to near unlimited wealth!

      Please to help me as if 2 thousands of people visit the site, I shall be freed from jail. I am Nigerian prince, and have lots of money, so you can be sure this no is scam. I also recently found 4,000km large diamond which I try to smuggle out from jail. I share with you when I am free.

      Sincrly
      Nigerian Prince

  5. In other space-based news by jitterman · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Cassini spacecraft found something interesting in Saturn's rings.

    Wait... what year is this?

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  6. FIFTY-SIX by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 4, Funny

    But the story is not six years old. The diamond is fifty light years away.

    "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" is from 1967. The light they saw six years ago was from about 1954.

    It pre-dates Lucy by about 13 years.

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  7. impossible by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is obviously a hoax. Any early elementary school student can tell you that "diamond" and "star" are two entirely different shapes.

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