Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

You're Never More Than 115 Miles From McDonald's

Posted by samzenpus on from the 2-hours-until-delicious dept.

There is some bad news for McNugget lovers. Thanks to a store closure in northeastern California, you can now be as far 115 miles from a McDonald's in the contiguous United States. The new "McFarthest" spot is in northwest Nevada, replacing the previous in South Dakota by eight heart-pounding, artery-clogged miles.

3 of 55 comments (clear)

  1. Re:ISS by BobNET · · Score: 3, Funny

    km = knotical miles

  2. Re:I'm lovin' it! by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Because they put a chemical in their food to make you crave for it nightly smartass!"

    Not "crave for it nightly". It's crave it fortnightly -- you know, every two weeks.

    And, it was KFC not McD's.

    --
    Lost at C:>. Found at C.
  3. Re:ISS by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're Americans. We're capable of adapting and working with more than one system even if the French are completely incapable. We are willing to adjust to accommodate our more feeble-minded partners.

    --
    A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.