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Police Publish 'An Introduction To PEDO BEAR'
According to this article, the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department knows that Pedobear is an Internet joke, but that hasn't stopped them from trying to warn the public about him. Their most recent tool in the fight against internet memes is this public safety information bulletin entitled: "An Introduction to PEDO BEAR." I look forward to the bulletin warning parents about the dangers of children playing in Chocolate Rain.
Check out the dangers of playing in sprinklers.
Is he now out of a job? Awww, people don't like Sexual Harassment Panda. That makes Panda sad. :(
This is the NSA, we're gonna geet U h@x0r5! Also, what is a h@x0r5?
...ask them "What does it mean?"
money well spent.
When parent run into PEDO BEAR for the first time, they should know 2 things.
1) It's pretty much a joke;
2) Pedophile are starting to use it as a tool to gain access and open discussions with minors.
Your arrogance from ignorance it beneath you.
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It should be noted that "pedo" means fart in Spanish.
Scat Rat, Futa Cow, Shota Tiger, Yuri Bunny, Guro Dragon, S&M Horse, Furry Sheep, Yaoi Cock, Hetero Dog & Watersports Pig?
Do they not even warrant a warning?
Burn him, burn him!
Won't someone think of the CHILDREN !
I'm pretty sure Pedobear has that covered.
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This is obviously an attempt to stereotype all bears as pedophiles. This might make it politically easier to allow the hunting of brown and black bears in the county. It would also humiliate and shame the Downtown Association's bear that appears at farmers' market, helping to reduce the amount of "organic produce" in the county. Plus, it would allow the SLO Sheriff to seize the bear fountain in downtown SLO city, because it's "Just like the one that I [one of the deputies] wanted". Plus, it helps distract from other pressing issues. In fact, it makes a whole lot of sense for the Sheriff to issue an APB on pedobear.
I heard that at some point you could post pictures to 4chan concatenated with a rar file (the extra data would just be ignored and a picture displayed) and a pedobear picture was used sometimes to exchange pictures of dubious morality. Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, this is just something I heard in a 4chan thread so it could be bullshit but it certainly sounds plausible enough.
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
I'm currently carrying millions of potential children. Now I'm just waiting for your Mom.
I think requiring Ceiling Cat to be at least 18 years of age is a little unrealistic.
... and a frequent one at that...
yeah, I know a lot of the stuff there is ripped from 4chan. I'd say fark is a good way to experience some of the best of 4chan without actually having to visit 4chan.
/ also foobies.
// slashies!
Re-posting comments from TFA
"Anonymous said...
I am worried that my children are not attractive enough to attract a top tier pedo like Pedo Bear.
I am concerned the best they can do in terms of kid touches is a sheriff's deputy or a Catholic priest. What's a parent to do? "