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Microsoft's Chief Exec For Latin America Says 'Open' Means 'Incompetent'

An anonymous reader writes "The President of Microsoft Latin America, in criticizing the Brazilian government for its support of open source software, claimed that declaring something open is how you 'mask incompetence.' That seems especially funny coming from Microsoft, who has used 'closed' to mask incompetence for years. I thought 'open' meant that people could find and fix (or ignore) incompetence, whereas closed meant you were stuck with the incompetence."

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  1. Incompetent? by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Open means Incompetent?

    That can't be right. I thought it meant not quite finished and don't expect documentation.

    Put the flame throwers down... it's a joke.

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    1. Re:Incompetent? by LifesABeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      It could be a translation error, in Brazil, Portuguese is the main language. Maybe he meant to say "In Compliance", which is something of a challenge for the arrogant among us.

    2. Re:Incompetent? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am very sorry that when this Microsoft executive opens something, he faces incompetence. Perhaps he can get a pill from his doctor.

  2. Re:Fedora 13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bought a pair of open-toed sandals but only one of them fell apart so you're both wrong!

  3. Maybe he's on to something by srh2o · · Score: 5, Funny
  4. Re:Why editorialize the article? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...but about half the summary was just MS bashing.

    1) You say that like it's a bad thing.
    2) Well yeah, what's your point?
    3) You must be new here.

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  5. Re:That's the pot calling the kettle black by sco08y · · Score: 4, Funny

    That the pot calling the kettle black if ever I've heard it!

    Thank God. I don't know what we would have done if you hadn't shown up, Captain Obvious.

  6. Re:Excellent news by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I recall the last time Stallman visited Argentina, he spent more time with politicians than with programmers.

    Wow. We've had some bad diplomats in the past but... wow. The cake has been taken.

  7. Open = incompetent? by skaimauve · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wait a minute, he just meant he would have been more competent if he had kept his mouth shut!

  8. Re:not long for his job by IICV · · Score: 2, Funny

    After looking at your (very well written!) documentation, all I can say is that I'm so very sorry you actally has to write that program. Its mere existence hints at a goldmine of WTFery.