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The Real Truth About Oracle's 'New' Kernel

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the but-we-said-it-was-new dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Yesterday at OpenWorld, Oracle announced a 'new' Enterprise kernel for its so-called Unbreakable Linux. What's the real truth? The company is simply sticking a 2.6.32-based kernel on top of its re-branded Red Hat Enterprise Linux clone and trying to spin it as a new and innovative development."

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  1. But... by Docboy-J23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This Barbie has a new hat!

    1. Re:But... by WeatherGod · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, if you put water on it, I am sure it would short out and drown...

  2. Re:Consistent by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not their flagship database offering. But, you're right, since they acquired Sun, we now have Oracle OpenOffice.org, Oracle VirtualBox, Oracle MySQL, etc., much like before when they acquired SleepyCat so we have Oracle Berkeley DB.

    Maybe Oracle should acquire Embarcadero, so we could have Oracle Delphi! *drum fill*

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  3. Re:Nope. by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 3, Funny

    We bought the support from them. No penguin.

    I see why you had to post that anonymously.

  4. Re:Uhh, isn't this what Oracle customers pay for? by natehoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    But thinking I was made me feel better.

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