Former Military Personnel Claim Aliens Are Monitoring Our Nukes

An anonymous reader quotes Reuters "Witness testimony from more than 120 former or retired military personnel points to an ongoing and alarming intervention by unidentified aerial objects at nuclear weapons sites, as recently as 2003. In some cases, several nuclear missiles simultaneously and inexplicably malfunctioned while a disc-shaped object silently hovered nearby. Six former US Air Force officers and one former enlisted man will break their silence about these events at the National Press Club and urge the government to publicly confirm their reality." I won't worry until Gort shows up.

Comments

Of course they are

[w00tsauce]

If we nuke everything, it's gonna be difficult for them to plunder our natural resources and turn us into sex slaves.

Re:Correlation

[Waffle Iron]

For example, you are actually exposed to less radiation while onboard a US nuclear sub than you would receive on the surface.

This is especially true after all the missiles have been launched.