Don't Cross the LHC Stream! (Maybe)
jamie points out this piece from always-entertaining Bad Astronomer Phil Plait, who asks this week the simple question "What happens if you put your hand in the beam of the Large Hadron Collider?" The thrill of discovery to me doesn't sound worth the worst-case scenario.
This was where I stopped reading and just read Anatoli Bugorski's Wikipedia article instead.
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Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.