Don't Cross the LHC Stream! (Maybe)
jamie points out this piece from always-entertaining Bad Astronomer Phil Plait, who asks this week the simple question "What happens if you put your hand in the beam of the Large Hadron Collider?" The thrill of discovery to me doesn't sound worth the worst-case scenario.
You sure that wasn't the n_gger cock you accepted last night? Don't cry, the word is "nagger".
Why does anything exist at all, instead of nothing?
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'