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United Nations Names Ambassador To Aliens

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the sounds-like-a-cushy-job dept.

Shag writes "Although searches for extraterrestrial intelligence have thus far come up empty-handed, the United Nations appears to be preparing for eventual 'first contact.' Many media outlets are carrying the story that Mazlan Othman, a Malaysian astrophysicist who heads the UN's Office for Outer Space Affairs in Vienna — already charged with things like keeping track of satellites to prevent Kessler Syndrome and coordinating the international response to any earth-impacting asteroids — will be the first person to meet with aliens if they do show up." Update: 09/27 16:42 GMT by S : Looks like this one's too good to be true — in an email to The Guardian, Othman said, "It sounds really cool but I have to deny it."

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  1. Do they know by Dyinobal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do they know more than we do? Should we be expecting, "first" contact soon?

    1. Re:Do they know by Sir_Sri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      more likely it is the bureaucracy of the UN planning for every contingency, and establishing a hierarchy of who's in charge if something happens.

      If aliens were to show up, and land in China or the US I cannot seriously envision a situation where they would defer to the UN ambassador to make first contact. However if they show up in somewhere with less bravado, and less scientists, they might have to go along with the UN or at the very least the UN would be fairly heavily involved in making sure they get as many representatives as they can there.

    2. Re:Do they know by halivar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you are in agreement that a larger, more powerful outside force should use their power to force sovereigns to meet their demands and social mores or die.

      So what's your beef with US foreign policy, other than sheer hypocrisy?

  2. Need someone official.. by EDinWestLA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    .. to welcome our new alien overlords.

  3. "charged with keeping track of satellites" by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Except that it is the US Air Force that actually does the job.

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  4. So it's OUR decision? by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't it more likely any aliens will pick whomever THEY want?

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  5. I'm not sure we get to decide by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If extraterrestrial life forms (biological or mechanical) would decide to come here I'm pretty sure they'd have the means to scan the planet and meet up with whoever they damn well please.

    We already have UAVs that are pretty impressive. I'm sure a swarm of intelligence gathering bots the size of insects are not an issue for someone with the capacity for intrastellar travel. I'm guessing they'd pick somewhere remote without huge crowds people bothering them as they attempt to make first contact.

    Or then they'd just kill us all and turn us into fertilizer, who knows?

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    1. Re:I'm not sure we get to decide by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Everyone assumes aliens will be far more technologically superior to us. If we happened on an Alien planet with prehistorical man, our UAVs still wouldn't be able to tell who their leader is.

      And coincidentally enough, we are not capable of interstellar travel.

      If your intention was to refute the idea that a civilization capable of interstellar travel would have technology that makes our UAVs look like primitive toys, you have not succeeded.

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  6. I don't see it. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they set off from the closest sun-like star (18 Scorpi, 46 light years) right now, at the maximum speed we have achieved in space flight (62000km/h - Voyager 1) they would be here in approximately 80,000 years. That long ago, we were using pointy sticks to hunt and living in caves.

    Even if they increased their speed by three orders of magnitude, they would no longer be a representation of their own species. First contact with an alien civilisation a century out of time with itself. That's akin to someone coming out of a cave right now, having waked in when Queen Victoria was on the throne.

    I don't see it.

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  7. Re:No he won't by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    or with a penguin in the arctic.

    If its a penguin in the Arctic then I'd be really surprised

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  8. Re:Baby Steps by Teancum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Kennedy assassinated? That was just a cover-up so that he could be an ambassador to the aliens, who was in turn succeeded by Elvis Presley and proceeded by Amelia Earhart. This new guy being appointed by the UN is just the latest in a whole series of ambassadors to the aliens going back for more than a century...... .... or so I've heard from Art Bell's Coast to Coast. Now that is a reliable source of information as good as I've ever found.