"Super Monkey" Security Force Used At Commonwealth Games

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday September 29, 2010 @03:49AM from the fight-monkeys-with-monkeys dept.

The New Delhi Municipal Council (NDMC) has increased the strength of its monkey security team for the Commonwelath Games. The large langur monkeys are used to scare away smaller, more troublesome primate species from sporting arenas and food stalls. "From tomorrow onwards we will increase the number of langurs from 28 to 38. The additional langurs will take care of the Games venues and other important areas," an NDMC official told the Press Trust of India news agency. Sounds like a good idea until the monkeys learn how to throw barrels.

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Lol by TrisexualPuppy · 2010-09-29 03:51 · Score: -1, Offtopic

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Why not just shoot them? by Anonymous Coward · 2010-09-29 03:54 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I know, I know - it's mean and cruel...but seriously wouldn't they get the message if some riflemen laid waste to a few those bastards?
1. Re:Why not just shoot them? by Anonymous Coward · 2010-09-29 05:06 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Bravo! Spoken like a true American. Someone causing some inconvenience? No problem. Just wipe out the entire population. And then wax eloquent about the white man's burden!! Punks.