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Study Finds the Perfect Ratio of Attractiveness

Posted by samzenpus on from the hey-there-big-arms dept.

Gksksla writes "Scientists in Australia and Hong Kong have conducted a comprehensive study to discover how different body measurements correspond with ratings of female attractiveness. The study, published in the Journal of Evolutionary Biology, found that across cultural divides young, tall and long armed women were considered the most attractive."

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  1. Forgot one by RealErmine · · Score: 4, Funny

    Young, tall, long armed and with huge... tracts of land.

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  2. Pssshhh... by mister_playboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Long arms? Give me a hourglass shaped babe with plenty of T&A, thanks. :)

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    1. Re:Pssshhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any gal you marry will end up with plenty of A, no matter how much she starts with.

  3. The perfect study by Big+Smirk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nice job.

    Next up, a study on perfect female breast size.

    "No ma'am, I'm not oogling you, I'm conducting a study"

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  4. Long arms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    How long have these arms to be?
    Long enough to hand me a beer over from the fridge?

  5. HEY! by Shikaku · · Score: 4, Funny

    Listen!

  6. Shocking by carrier+lost · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...found that across cultural divides young, tall and long armed women were considered the most attractive."

    Get out! Men don't like old, short, stubby-armed women?

    Sacre-bleu!

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  7. Dave.cpp by CODiNE · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually Dave has already figured out the optimal formula for calculating and ranking a woman's beauty.

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  8. I appreciate large derrieres... by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and it is impossible to be untruthful.

    1. Re:I appreciate large derrieres... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      None of us can refute that

    2. Re:I appreciate large derrieres... by Abstrackt · · Score: 3, Funny

      When a young woman enters with a small waist and supple buttocks

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    3. Re:I appreciate large derrieres... by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 3, Funny

      And proceeds to expose her hip and buttocks region in close proximity to your face, One's penis might become turgid, lending a certain urge to extract it.

    4. Re:I appreciate large derrieres... by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why, even men of european descent must loudly declare appreciation for women of these proportions!

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  9. And furthermore... by hyades1 · · Score: 1, Funny

    "The study...found that across cultural divides young, tall and long armed women were considered the most attractive."

    "Unt zee gymungous getitzenhooters alzo ve haf found to be zort uff nice.

    Herr Professor Lance Wagstaffenstein, University of Norbnokkerschweet at Munchen

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  10. Not surprising by Translation+Error · · Score: 4, Funny

    After all, who's going to tell armed women that they're unattractive.

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  11. Re:bad survey. by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 3, Funny

    What the statue of liberty should have said

  12. Distrubing by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've always had a thing for girls that are 5'4 or below. I think it's because the short ones are usually zesty packets of spunk

    if...
    girls that are 5'4 or below == short ones
    and
    short ones == zesty packets of spunk
    That would mean that you just said:

    I've always had a thing for zesty packets of spunk.

    on Slashdot. /shudder

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