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Court Rules Against Woman Who Didn't Like Search Results

The Seventh Circuit Court has ruled that Beverly Stayart can't sue Yahoo! because she did not like what she saw on the results page after searching for her name. Stayart claimed that her "internet presence" was damaged by Yahoo! because results for a search of her name showed listings which included pharmaceuticals and adult oriented websites. The court disagreed. From the article: "Stayart had sued under Section 43(a) of the federal Lanham Act, which prohibits false advertising, false implications of endorsement, and so on. Her problem was that a Lanham Act claim requires a showing that the plaintiff has a 'commercial interest' to protect, and Stayart did not have a commercial interest in her own name."

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  1. Be Honest by Ironhandx · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many of you just went to google images and turned safe search off and searched for this womans name?

    I think the answer will illustrate just how bad an idea this was for her.

  2. Thought EVERY search came up with pharm/adult site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Turns out it was just me. How did they know I like drugs and sex?

  3. Beverly Stayart free porn by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 4, Funny

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    1. Re:Beverly Stayart free porn by 2phar · · Score: 2, Funny

      She's unleashed a monster. Note the text following the photo at http://eaglehealthcare.blog-generation.com/2010/02/06/viagra-cialis-levitra/

  4. Re:But.... by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let the Streisand Effect begin. :S

  5. perfect job for 4chan... by hex0D · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...posting images associated with her name that are truly offensive. It would actually be a good object lesson in why not to file stupid lawsuits like this.

  6. Re:I dunno about that... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I just typed "Anonymous Coward" into Google. Not a single page about SEO. Seems your SEO abilities are not that good. ;-)

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  7. Re:Anti-Streisend effect....? by alta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, I've noticed the same. overall, she won. Yahoo'ing for her (weird word) doesn't turn up anything juicy, just this lawsuit. Damn, the Seventh Circuit Court just got USED!

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  8. Python? by snspdaarf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Beverly Stayart free porn sex sex anal Beverly Stayart free free porn sex sex anal sex midget teen teens sexy sex Beverly Stayart dirty sex orgy anal lube sex sex teens Beverly Stayart free porn sex sex anal Beverly Stayart free free porn sex sex anal sex midget teen teens sexy sex Beverly Stayart dirty sex orgy anal lube sex sex teens Beverly Stayart free porn sex sex anal Beverly Stayart

    "Could I have that without so much Beverly Stayart in it?"

    "You mean free porn sex sex anal free free porn sex sex anal sex midget teen teens sexy sex dirty sex orgy anal lube sex sex teens free porn sex sex anal free free porn sex sex anal sex midget teen teens sexy sex dirty sex orgy anal lube sex sex teens free porn sex sex anal? Eugh!"

    "What do you mean, 'Eugh!'? I don't like Beverly Stayart!"

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  9. Beverly Stayart? Pfffft. by bobdotorg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's just hope that Bobbie Goatse never googles herself.

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  10. I sympathize with this woman by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are others with your plight

    Sincerely,

    John Q. Viagra

    1. Re:I sympathize with this woman by sorak · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's always nice having an unpopular name that will not be adopted by porn stars.

      Lempdeck Von Scrotomeuncher

  11. Silver lining by chebucto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cases like this are good in a way.

    Think about it: in 2000 years, long after the American Empire collapses to the Canadian Hordes, scholars will look back at the US legal code and declare it to be the more comprehensive in existence, covering every conceivable eventuality, no matter how brain-dead.

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  12. Re:Anti-Streisend effect....? by srussia · · Score: 5, Funny

    The hundreds of news stories about this trial seem to have swamped the juicy links and made them vanish.

    Is this an 'anti-Streisand' effect?

    No, this is the "Stayart Effect" ®

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  13. Re:Beverly Stayart? Pfffft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    seriously, if she googles herself too much she might end up with a huge, distended googhole.

  14. Dude Hardman by dbet · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's my real name, and I have the EXACT same problem.

  15. Re:Anti-Streisend effect....? by ydrol · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mistress Beverly "whiplash" Stayart should sue Google/Yahoo because first SERP is a bunch of Lawyers diminishing her reputation and frightening away clients

  16. Dammit! by fishexe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Searching "Beverly Stayart" was my main starting point every time I want to wank off. Now the porn is all replaced with articles about her stupid case. Time to find a new search. Maybe "Christine O'Donnell?"

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