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Inventor Creates Flotation Device Bazooka
Australian inventor Sam Adeloju has won the £20,000 ($32,000) James Dyson Award for inventing the coolest piece of life-saving equipment ever. The Longreach is a modified bazooka which can fire an expanding flotation device up to 150m to a person in distress. From the article: "Mr Adeloju told NEWS.com.au that the Longreach was inspired by a grenade-launch training session with the Army Reserves. Weighing just 3.5kg, it shoots the rescue device 150m in a manner similar to the way the army uses a grenade launcher to deliver flares and aerial observation devices. Hitting the water activates an expanding foam unit in the Longreach rescue unit, which also incorporates LED illumination and a vortex air whistle."
you'll be delighted to know that the impacted human will not have drowning as their cause of death
A floatation device bazooka sounds like something that The Janitor from Scrubs would create
What about hitting a drowning human?
Not as easy as hitting the water, but worth more points.
Blank until
and say "oops, my aim was off" when the fan gets smashed in the face by the deflated projectile. Cool, huh?
Just ask Maude Flanders how cool that is.
We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
When the first one hits the water and inflates, you can use it as a shield.
Sailor1:"Damn, I missed."
Sailor2:"Shoot him again."
Sailor1:"This isn't a video game, I'm trying to save the guy."
Sailor2:"You'd better hurry, he's gonna camp behind the first one."
Sailor1: *foomp*