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Iran Acknowledges Espionage At Nuclear Facilities
wiredmikey writes "Iran acknowledged Saturday that some personnel at the country's nuclear facilities were lured by promises of money to pass secrets to the West but insisted increased security and worker privileges have put a stop to the spying. The stunning admission by Vice President Ali Akbar Salehi provides the clearest government confirmation that Iran has been fighting espionage at its nuclear facilities."
First I heard about em. I just kept telling people they were nuts to believe it.
Pentagon: Hey there Mahmoud, how's it going? Dude, look over there, see that nuclear plant? We totally infiltrated that.
Tehran: No you did not! We have strict security protocols, no spy would ever get access to that facility?
Pentagon: Oh yeah? Are you sure about that? Coz my boys over here beg to differ. See, we have all these documents...
Tehran: Let me take a look...
Pentagon: Here.
Tehran: Oh... you know what? These things are real... we'd better execute the chief of security. Oh, by the way. Barack, thanks for disclosing this. We wouldn't have spotted it without your help.
Pentagon: Don't mention it dude.
& why not? they designed the town (& the whole country), & found some monkeys to work/die there (& all over the world) for freedumb. the 'funny' part is. most of US haven't a clue who they are. nothing new. paying attention might be in order. that's something many of US can still afford to do. see you on the other side of it?
You forgot Reid, Pelosi, Emanuel, Obama, Clinton, Clinton, Biden, Franken, Soros, Schwarzenegger, Kennedy, Saletan, Colmes, Press, Hartmann, Schultz, Miller, Rhodes, Moulitsas, Cooper, Walters, Klein, Huffington, Moulitsas, Blades/Boyd, , and of course those nutjobs from WCPT...
The preceding list is not all-inclusive, naturally, as I'm sure yours isn't either. I just found it interesting that you were modded "funny" for a bunch of partisan hackery, so please enjoy this counterbalance.