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Russian Army Upgrades Its Inflatable Weapons

jamax writes "According to the BBC: 'The Russian military has come up with an inventive way to deceive the enemy and save money at the same time: inflatable weapons. They look just like real ones: they are easy to transport and quick to deploy. You name it, the Russian army is blowing it up: from pretend tanks to entire radar stations.' But the interesting thing is these decoys are not dumb - actually they appear to be highly advanced for what I thought was a WWII-grade aerial photography countermeasures. Apparently they have heat signatures comparable with the military tech they represent, as well as the same radar signature."

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  1. In Soviet Russia, by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, tank.. erm .. you blow up .. er... never mind.

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  2. beware by Lord+Ender · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spies beware: the facilities which house the inflatable weapons will be guarded around-the-clock by vicious balloon dogs.

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  3. huge market by greywire · · Score: 3, Funny

    I bet there'd be a huge market for these! What boy wouldn't want an inflatable rocket launcher? I know I do!

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  4. Re:I volunteer by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Funny

    When the writhing mass of snakes reflects light from certain angles, yes, you could call her a redhead.

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  5. Re:Thanksgiving by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Is that really Johnny? He isn't moving or talking or eating."

    "Well, you know the old saying. If it looks like a duck, and it has the same heat and radar signature as a duck, then it's probably a duck."

    "You're right. I'm sorry Johnny!"

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