Denver Airport Overrun by Car-Eating Rabbits
It turns out the soy-based wire covering on cars built after 2002 is irresistible to rodents. Nobody knows this better than those unlucky enough to park at DIA's Pikes Peak lot. The rabbits surrounding the area have been using the lot as an all-you-can-eat wiring buffet. Looks like it's time to break out The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Honestly, marsupials can be so species-centric sometimes.
Eh... what?
Well, since you're a rabbit I suppose I can forgive you for thinking that humans have pouches. FYI, they don't unless they've had mad scientist surgery.