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CERN LHC Reaches Its Goals For 2010

Anonymous Dupaeur writes "The goals for the first run of the most powerful particle collider (and the most energetic storage ring since ISR) were recently surpassing the 10^32 level of luminosity, with a destructive 15 MJ energy per-beam. This is a significant milestone, opening the way to collect more and more data. The current plan is to stop the proton collisions soon, and provide an ion (Pb) beam and conclude this year with a X-mass break. The next year is expected to bring at least one inverse femtobarn of data, which is achievable with such beam power. After that, the entire accelerator complex will be shut down for a year, due to budget costs for science in Europe."

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  1. X-mass? by suso · · Score: 4, Funny

    conclude this year with a X-mass break.

    Is that supposed to be some kind of punny joke?

    1. Re:X-mass? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

      conclude this year with a X-mass break.

      Is that supposed to be some kind of punny joke?

      It's just a subtle reminder to never cross the beams.

  2. Re:Inverse!!!! by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, if a femtobarn is a really really small barn, then its inverse would be a really really small anti-barn.

    When two such particles collide, you'd better get the flock out. At least that's the little I've herd.

  3. Re:I haven't been following this. by schmidt349 · · Score: 4, Funny

    There you go again, always complaining about black holes. You can bet that if they produced a whole gang of planet-destroying white holes it wouldn't even make the back page of the crime section.

  4. Re:I haven't been following this. by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have they used the Large Hardon Collider to make a black hole yet?

    There has never been more of a need for the -1 obvious flag.

  5. Re:Inverse!!!! by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow. Your analogy didn't make anything clearer. I'm just as confused now as I was prior to reading your comment. Perhaps more so!

    *sniff*

    I'm so proud