Switzerland's Mega Tunnel Sets Record
Anonymous Dupaeur writes "Switzerland, co-home of CERN and numerous other world organizations, has come closer to the completion of their recent megaproject: the Gotthard Base Tunnel, which will be the largest railway tunnel made by man. The project is due to be completed in 2017, and will host 200 to 250 trains a day with a significantly larger kinetic energy than the LHC's beams."
After the completion of today's work, the tunnel is now 57 kilometers long, surpassing Japan's 53.9-kilometer Seikan Tunnel. There are a few longer tunnels in existence, such as the 137-kilometer Delaware Aqueduct, but they all move water rather than people.
No drill needed, just a large Rita Hayworth poster and some elbow grease.
Gotthard? Hadron?
Who the hell is coming up with these names? Are they trying to sell Viagra?
There's no -1 for "I don't get it."
Too bad they abandoned the planned station, if there ever was a "Khazad-dûm Central", that would probably be it.
There are longer railway tunnels, but they were made by dwarves.
Bummer, I expected something exciting.
They'll do that with the dup that's coming next week.
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep.
mmmm, bacon.
Well, some women made a tunnel 62km in length, so it's good to see the men stepping up.
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>> Comparing an entire train's kinetic energy to that of a fundmantal particle's kinetic energy?
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I expected something exciting.
zing.
Not me. I bet it'd be pretty boring.
...to test elements of Supertrain Theory.
with a significantly larger kinetic energy than the LHC's beams
So... are we going to be colliding trains here then? I don't think I'll be getting a ticket for that route...
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -HLM
But it has a great twist at the end!