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Cooking With Your USB Ports
tekgoblin writes "Wow, I would never have thought to try and cook food with the power that a standard USB port provides, but someone did. A standard port provides 5V of power, give or take a little. I am not even sure what it takes to heat a small hotplate, but I am sure it is more than 5V. It looks like the guy tied together around 30 USB cables powered by his PC to power this small hotplate. But believe it or not, it seems to have cooked the meat perfectly."
I hear a lightbulb works just fine too.
Each powered USB hub supplies a maximum of 0.5 A. Using two or four USB cables against the same hub won't increase that.
The voltage in USB is a constant +5V.
So from each powered hub, you can get 0.5 A * 5 V = 2.5 W. Eight of those gives you 20 W, which should be enough to crisp bacon if you make the frying area small enough.
But hooking up multiple USB cables to each hub serves little purpose (well, you lower the overall resistance a tiny bit, and I guess HiFi freaks would say that it makes the bacon more open and airy).
You have to climb a flight of stairs to get to the kitchen.
"your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Because the fucking stove is for fucking?
For those who still have landline phones, Mike Sandman, purveyor of genuinely indispensable old-school telephony gear, has some telco line powered goodies.
Don't even try to order any of them, though.
your dorm was a mobius strip too?