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MS Gives Free Licenses To Oppressed Nonprofits
victorl19 writes "Microsoft is vastly expanding its efforts to prevent governments from using software piracy inquiries as a pretext to suppress dissent. It plans to provide free software licenses to more than 500,000 advocacy groups, independent media outlets and other nonprofit organizations in 12 countries with tightly controlled governments, including Russia and China."
I'm not going to try to be really detailed because I don't like thinking about it.. But I was with my bestfriend and two other friends and me and my bestfirend took two stamps at 517. we kept it on our tongue til 527 and chewed and swalled, everything was fine, we were so happy, laughing, everything looked so amazing, it was crazy. then i eat, and i lost my high. my friend was still high still, so the dealer said take 4 more and i should get my high back. I took 4 more at 1123. did the same, and i was a little high. then a friend of mine came over, he took 2 and he was trippin. then the dealer came over and chilled with us, and convinced us to smoke this weed he had that he got from his friend, he doesn't smoke weed so he doesn't know what it's like.. well, me the guy and my bestfriend smoked it, and about 10 minutes later we were ******... i know now we aren't suppose to mix weed and acid, and everything was ******.. everything was melting, we couldn't breathe, we were so scared, we were spacy, everything looked like a mario game, everything.. they tried to convince us to let them stay but we made them leave, woke pu my dad and told him something was wrong, he wouldn't listen, we called 911.. we got into the ambulence and we felt like the guys had planned this and got this 'ambulence' thing so they could kill us, my friend was begging for a badge and they wouldn't show her one so we freaked out more. we started punching them and trying to get out but it was useless.. about an hour and a half later i was seeing everything like a shrek movie. they were ogars, and they had 6 heads, everyone. i was tripping balls.... but now i can see clearly again, but my head is still cloudy, i'm a bit spacy, i have NO emotion in my voice or on my face, it's difficult to breathe since my chest feels so heavy and my left hand is still a bit numb. i have a black eye, and cuts around my eye from fighting...will this go away? i took so much and i'm so confused and i want it to be okay..i'm NEVER doing drugs again.
Is it just my observation, or is eldavojohn an idiot?
I hereby ejaculate that I got the first post! WOOO HOOOOOO!!!
I also want to know how to get off my terrible nonprofit acid trip!