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Zuckerberg's Side of 'The Social Network'

alkasem sent in a video clip where Mark Zuckerberg, speaking at Y-Combinator, tells his side of The Social Network. He says [the movie-makers] "can't wrap their head around the idea that someone might build something because they like building things." I did really like that a monologue describing Zuckerberg building his first website was shockingly technically accurate — they mention tools, tasks and languages, and show screenshots that were all more or less exactly how we were doing things back then.

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  1. poor guy by colmore · · Score: 2, Funny

    I really feel for these poor misunderstood billionaires.

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    In Capitalist America, bank robs you!
    1. Re:poor guy by binkzz · · Score: 2, Funny

      I really feel for these poor misunderstood billionaires.

      We should set up some form of charity fund for them.

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      'For we walk by faith, not by sight.' II Corinthians 5:7
  2. Re:Zuckerberg is so full of shit. by binkzz · · Score: 3, Funny

    He didn't build it because he "likes building things". He built it because he wanted to make money. Facebook is designed from the ground up to do just that - violate your privacy and make the company money in the process.

    To be fair, his initial motivation wasn't money but to make something that let him share all the nude pictures of the girls at college.

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    'For we walk by faith, not by sight.' II Corinthians 5:7
  3. Impressing girls by O'Nazareth · · Score: 2, Funny

    a fictional Mark Zuckerberg builds the site in order to impress a girl

    This is a silly idea anyway to think that writing some PHP code will get you laid.

    1. Re:Impressing girls by Smallpond · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, everyone knows you need python for that.

  4. Next he'll be saying computers don't go beboop by DrXym · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hollywood strives for accuracy. The Social Network shows Zuckerberg as a precocious 9 year old. He sweeps his hands across the glass wall showing a flyover of facebook in 3D. When an adult asks if he knows what he was doing, he replies "Don't worry this site's password is only protected by fourth polynomial encryption, I'll break it in a few seconds!". With blur-like typing he sets off and the wall fills with a sea of random digits that appear to be crawling along a rotating DNA helix. All of a sudden the screen goes blank and is replaced by a big flashing ALARM sign and a wailing siren. "They must have traced my virus back to the mainframe" he says. "Run!". Then all the magnetic locks on the dinosaur enclosures are tripped and the rest of the movie seems them trying to escape the velociraptors. And that's exactly how it actually happened.

    1. Re:Next he'll be saying computers don't go beboop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You forgot the part about uploading the virus from his Mac onto an alien spacecraft in order to kill the velociraptors.

    2. Re:Next he'll be saying computers don't go beboop by TerranFury · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that you, William Gibson?

  5. Re:Lapdogs by Combatso · · Score: 2, Funny

    Turn on CNN - Facebook stories. Read slashdot - Facebook stories. Go to the movies - Facebook the fucking movie.

    What a fucking coincidence...... Zuckerberg is a GOD! Put him on an altar!

    Seems you are obsessed with Facebook... You watch it on TV, read about it on forums and go see movies about it? Wow man, you must be hella-good friend-stock

  6. Re:That doesn't really jive... by Combatso · · Score: 2, Funny

    If someone just wanted to build something, why wouldn't they build something useful, instead of just profitable?

    Whats the difference? Seems to me he built a money-making machine... seems pretty useful to me,,,

  7. Re:Zuckerberg is so full of shit. by icebraining · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll allow you and all the rest

    Oh thank you good sir, how can we ever repay your generosity?