International Effort Brings an Open Standard For Docking In Space
FTL writes "Engineers from the US, Russia, Japan, Canada and Europe have come together to publish an International Docking Standard for spaceships. Currently the space station has three different types of incompatible docking ports, and the Chinese are developing their own. Standardizing on one type would permit interoperability and facilitate emergency rescues."
Space docking ports standardize you!
Posting anon for obvious reasons.
I also hear the Americans like Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf playing when they open the doors, whereas the Soviets are more inclined to Tchaikovsky.
Imagine if *humans* didn't have standard docking ports.
"Hey babe, you in the mood?"
"Yes, but you have a TR-71 and I have a OML 3.0. We'll need to go to HumanShack and get a converter first."
"Eh... never mind, let's just watch TV instead."
There's no -1 for "I don't get it."
Better build diode bridges into every connection! You wouldn't want an astronaut from the opposite side of the sun to try and dock with the ISS to cause a polarity inversion!
Microsoft is greasing palms to fastrack their open docking standard, dockx.
Because Mission Control would have a hard time keeping a straight face due to the Chipmunk effect?