Crocodile Crashes Aircraft In Congo
An anonymous reader writes "A 20-seat regional airliner crashed in Congo, after an illegally trafficked pet crocodile escaped from a bag on-board. Panicked passengers stormed the cockpit, causing the plane to lose balance and crash just a few hundred paces from the runway they were supposed to land at. Only one person survived the impact."
Someone go get Samuel Jackson and let him know that he's got a movie to be in.
...did the croc make it?
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