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Taco Bell Programming
theodp writes "Think outside the box? Nah, think outside the bun. Ted Dziuba argues there's a programming lesson to be learned from observing how Taco Bell manages to pull down $1.9 billion by mixing-and-matching roughly eight ingredients: 'The more I write code and design systems, the more I understand that many times, you can achieve the desired functionality simply with clever reconfigurations of the basic Unix tool set. After all, functionality is an asset, but code is a liability. This is the opposite of a trend of nonsense called DevOps, where system administrators start writing unit tests and other things to help the developers warm up to them — Taco Bell Programming is about developers knowing enough about Ops (and Unix in general) so that they don't overthink things, and arrive at simple, scalable solutions.'"
Can I get a server logging system, hold the email notifications. Can I get extra rotating log files with that?
"Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you."
From over a decade ago: Taco Bell's Five Ingredients Combined In Totally New Way
I think of that every time Taco Bell adds a "new" item to their menu.
Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
The DevOps thing is yet another crock of shit on par with 'managing programmers is like herding cats' and web2.0
I volunteer at a cat rescue. Herding cats is much easier than dealing with programmers.
Mexican food's great, but it's essentially all the same ingredients, so there's a way you'd have to deal with all these stupid questions. "What is nachos?" "...Nachos? It's tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables." "Oh, well then what is a burrito?" "Tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables." "Well then what is a tostada?" "Tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables." "Well then what i-" "Look, it's all the same shit! Why don't you say a spanish word and I'll bring you something." - Jim Gaffigan
Had a friend confuse bulbs of garlic with cloves of garlic.
My uncle made that mistake once. It resulted in everyone asking him for the recipe (true story).
My webcomic
It leaves results in your shorts.
You had 1s?
Luxury! When I was a lad we had to program everything using only zeros!
Noli strepere.
Per tempus mei, "zero" non habemus. Numerorum Romanorum usi eramus.
tail -n 100 /var/log/apache2/access_log | cut -f1 -d" " | sort | uniq
...
I'm honestly curious how long it will take you to do it in C, with/without the DNS lookup. Post source if you don't mind.
Not long at all...
/var/log/apache2/access_log | cut -f1 -d' ' | sort | uniq");
system("tail -n 100