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The Time Travel Paradoxes of Back To the Future

brumgrunt sent in a fun little piece to get your brain going on a cloudy monday morning. Despite countless viewings of BTTF I still never thought of a few of these. "Throughout Back To The Future Part III, there has to be two Deloreans in 1885. Also, why don't George and Lorraine recognize their son? Why doesn't the time machine disappear in the alternative 1985? These and more Back To The Future paradoxes explored..."

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  1. Despite what who? by UncHellMatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Despite countless viewings of BTTF I still never through of a few of these. "
    Did you the whole thing?

  2. Re:The one they always overlook by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I picture a lone Delorean, forever floating through empty space at 88 miles per hour.

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  3. Re:The one they always overlook by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, sure, like you've never run out of gas.

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  4. The universal answer to these questions by FranTaylor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can be found in a "Rocky and Bullwinkle" episode from long ago.

    Boris Badenof has just cut the rope on a large treasure chest that dangles over a cliff. Of course he is standing on the treasure chest at the time so they both fall together. In typical comic form the treasure chest inverts as it falls, so Boris is underneath it as it crashes to the ground.

    Natasha cries out, "Oh Boris are you okay?"

    Boris says in response: "Don't worry, tis only cartoon".

  5. Re:Frame of Reference Problem by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't understand why you post first about a frame of reference problem and then joke about 88 miles per hour ... in reference to what?

    In reference to Einstein's dead body, of course.

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  6. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by chemicaldave · · Score: 3, Funny

    The cool thing is that at one point there are FOUR DeLoreans for a few hours in 1955, Marty I, Cowboy Doc, Marty 2 (with Doc) and Biff's.

    Delorean actually made that many DMC-12s?

  7. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by i.r.id10t · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, but most were seized by the DEA ...

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  8. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I still remember their ad slogan: "Buy Delorean, Because You Can't Spend *All* Your Money On Cocaine.

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  9. wait wait wait! by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean to tell me that in the movie about the time travelling, flying delorean, that runs variously on a fusion engine and stolen libyan plutonium, that there's something unrealistic about the plot of that movie? NOOOO!
    haha.

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  10. Re:Being discrete by markhb · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't believe that there is any possible frame of reference that contains an intersection of "being discrete" and "take the Delorean."

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  11. Re:The one they always overlook by Mitchell314 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Duke Nukem Forever developer elves.

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  12. Re:The one they always overlook by slick7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can anyone explain it to me in simple terms? I'm not a physicist.

    Sure...wherever you go, there you are..

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  13. Re:The one they always overlook by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 4, Funny

    You realize you just doomed yourself, yeah? Want to ask what could possibly go wrong while you're at it?

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  14. Re:Words of Wisdom from UHF Television of the era by hedwards · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, great, now I'm reading these posts in Tom Servo's voice.

  15. Re:Of course there are two DeLoreans by Confusador · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it was cheaper to replicate them through time travel.

  16. It's the timey wimey by drachenfyre · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the timey wimey wibbly wobbley....

  17. Re:Jennifer seeing herself... by kellyb9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    She's probably just shocked that she looks nothing like what she looked like in the first movie.

  18. Paradox by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Funny

    When Doc is talking to himself in 1955, I am pretty sure he created a pair of docs.

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