Man Tries to Stay Awake 40 Days

28-year-old photographer Tyler Shields is trying to break a record that Guinness wants no part of. He's trying to stay awake for 40 days straight without the help of a newborn baby or really bad neighbors. From the article: "If staying awake for 40 days is half as difficult -- or half as painful -- as Shields makes it sound, he could hold the record forever. 'This is the worst thing you could ever possibly do to yourself, and I would recommend no one do this,' he said. Though Shields is accustomed to functioning on less sleep than many people, he still trained his body to stay awake for days on end before the record attempt. Thanks to the training, he said the first few weeks were easy."

Comments

Re:Better than acid

[alienzed]

or at that point stabbing the knife with the spiders to make his arm go away.

Re:Better than acid

[dargaud]

...thereafter you start getting into some serious delirium. Maybe we should hand the guy a paint brush and see what he comes up with.

If you hand him a compiler he'll probably come up with perl.