Information Rage Coming Soon To an Office Near You

digitaldc submitted the latest excuse to get a few days off: "A survey released this week revealed the latest affliction to hit white-collar workers. It's called 'information rage,' and almost one in two employees is affected by it. Overwhelmed by the torrent of data flooding corporate workplaces, many are near the breaking point. The aftermath of all this is the deterioration in quality that occurs when flustered employees — unable to sort through a pile of information fast enough — end up submitting work that's substandard. Almost three quarters of the survey's respondents declared their work has suffered as a result."

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[fotoguzzi]

I don't have time for all this.

Great excuse

[Wonko the Sane]

"It's not our fault that we falsified 103,000 notarized documents, committing an act of perjury each time. It was information overload."

Re:I call shenanigans

[srobert]

My co-workers can't see it in me either. That's because I mutter under my breath and keep it suppressed where it can fester into a mental illness.

I, for one,

[Anonymous Coward]

... welcome our new Information Overloads.