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Facebook Knows When You'll Get Dumped

Pickens writes "Cnet reports that according to a graphic making the rounds online that uses Facebook status updates to chart what time of year people are splitting up, there are three big spikes on the calendar for breakups — just after Valentine's Day, just before spring break and two weeks before Christmas. British journalist and graphic designer David McCandless, who specializes in showcasing data in visual ways, compiled the chart after scraping 10,000 Facebook status updates for the phrases 'breakup' and 'broken up.' 'Might I suggest that, immediately after Valentine's, some women might be casting men from their sight, appalled that their lovers could think of nothing more romantic than roses from the supermarket and dinner at Outback Steakhouse,' writes Chris Matyszczyk. 'Continuing with this obviously accurate analysis, perhaps it's men who do more of the dumping just before spring break, as for some —however unfairly — their main concern lies in how their girl will look on the beach.'"

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  1. I read slashdot by masmullin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read slashdot... I dont have to worry about this.

  2. Re:So do I... by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somewhere, out there, there is a woman who has all the same interests you do. She's a lesbian.

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  3. Re:So do I... by dintech · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's awesome. I like lesbians almost as much as I like D&D.

  4. Re:Picky, picky, picky by Defenestrar · · Score: 5, Funny

    As the gentleman said to the feminist: "I didn't open the door for you because you're a woman. I opened the door for you because I am a man."