World's Northernmost Town Gets Nightlights
Velcroman1 writes "On October 26, 2,000 Norwegians watched the sun set. The next time they'll see it rise? Sometime in February. Extended nighttime is an annual occurrence for the residents of Longyearbyen, Norway — Earth's northernmost town. Located at 78 degrees north latitude in the Arctic circle, Longyearbyen experiences a phenomenon called Polar Night, in which the town remains in perpetual darkness for four months each winter. To lighten up the seemingly endless night, Philips has started an experiment called 'Wake Up the Town.' And anyone who's complained about the brief daylight hours in winter will want to know how it works."
Ahhhhh
Sounds like you have an office with windows looking out into the cubicle farm. If you have blinds on the window and want to "lighten" things up a bit you could always close the blinds all the way and then stick your penis in between the slits. See how long it takes for somebody to notice.
If you still want that crappy job get a flesh colored dildo and stick it in somebody else's blinds.