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Nicaragua Raids Costa Rica, Blames Google Maps

Garabito writes "An error on Google Maps has caused an international conflict in Central America. A Nicaraguan military commander, relying on Google Maps, moved troops into an area near San Juan Lake along the border between his country and Costa Rica (Google translation of Spanish original). The troops are accused of setting up camp there, taking down a Costa Rican flag and raising the Nicaraguan flag, doing work to clean up a nearby river, and dumping the sediment in Costa Rican territory."

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  1. omgz it's started by iONiUM · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is how google takes over the world! Soon there will be a very small dot somewhere in google maps called "googleland", and then over time the borders will expand. But nobody will question it, because it must be right.

    1. Re:omgz it's started by Culture20 · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is how google takes over the world! Soon there will be a very small dot somewhere in google maps called "googleland", and then over time the borders will expand. But nobody will question it, because it must be right.

      translate.google.com says that German for "Googleland" is Liechtenstein. Start looking! If you find it, tell everyone you know!

    2. Re:omgz it's started by jgreco · · Score: 2, Funny

      Otis didn't have the nuts to say anything so bold.

      Lex: Otisburg .. Otisburg?
      Otis: Miss Tessmacher, she's got her own place.
      Lex: Otisburg??
      Otis: It's a little bitty place...
      Lex: Otisburg?!?!?
      Otis: Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. It's just a little town.

  2. Re:Yeah... by Toe,+The · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed. I almost rode my bike to a seemingly nearby park I had never explored. Then I double-checked it on the park authority's site and found it was over 100 miles away from where the Google map showed it.

    So I 100% feel what this Nicaraguan commander felt. I mean; out situations were basically identical.

  3. This is why.. by MooMooFarm · · Score: 5, Funny

    we can't have nice things.

  4. Flags by Himring · · Score: 5, Funny

    We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag ? "What? We don't need a flag, this is our home, you bastards" "No flag, No Country, You can't have one! Those are the rules... that I just made up!...and I'm backing it up with this gun, that was lent to me from the National Rifle Association." --Eddie Izzard

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  5. Irony... by Chris_Stankowitz · · Score: 5, Funny

    "(Google translation of Spanish original)."

    How can I trust it now?

  6. Next up, from our digital overlords... by durrr · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yesterday at noon, a disgruntled google employee disbanded the unit states of america, the territory was renamed to the pants of canada in google maps, rising widespread global confusion.

    The white house reacted quickly to solve the problem and re-inaugured obama as the president of the pants of canada.

  7. Re:Yeah... by dnahelicase · · Score: 4, Funny

    So that's why the Google EULA says "Not responsible for inadvertent war." I never understood that before...

  8. Colonel Pastora, I'm very disappointed in you by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    See, it's stuff like this that's going to give South American military juntas a bad name.

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  9. Re:Yeah... by The+Raven · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine the resources of a nation like Nicaragua, then imagine the quality of their IT infrastructure... does it really surprise you that much that Google has a better and usually more accurate mapping service than they can get from their government?

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  10. Central American Conflict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a map for that.

  11. Re:What's that on that flagpole? by swillden · · Score: 2, Funny

    How could they not know something was wrong when they find the wrong flag on the flagpole?

    The original article says that they raised the Nicaraguan flag, but not that they took down a Costa Rican flag. I'm not sure where that "information" came from.

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  12. The commander's twitter update: by pinkushun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Today I used Google maps (instead of the official ones, with hopes no one would notice), to justify raiding neighboring land. If General finds out he's gonna be sooo pissed! FML.

    - Nicaraguan commander, Eden Pastora

    1. Re:The commander's twitter update: by delinear · · Score: 2, Funny

      He also went over his 140 character limit. It's really not his week.

  13. Re:Yeah... by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since I found the "must not be used for running nuclear facillities" in the WinNT Eula, I'm definitly not sure if you're joking or not....

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  14. Absolute beginners by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't even bother to check the absolute source of truth, Wikipedia. Newbies.

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    I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
  15. Re:Yeah... by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Funny

    “turn left”... off an overpass. (It’s fixed now.)

    The map, or the side of the bridge?

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