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Large Hadron Collider (LHC) Generates a 'Mini-Big Bang'

buildslave writes "The Large Hadron Collider has successfully created a 'mini-Big Bang' by smashing together lead ions instead of protons. The scientists working at the enormous machine on the Franco-Swiss border achieved the unique conditions on 7 November. The experiment created temperatures a million times hotter than the center of the Sun."

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  1. Mini - Big ? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wouldn't a mini big bang just be a moderate bang?

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    1. Re:Mini - Big ? by RevWaldo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually the official sizes are Short Bang, Tall Bang, Grande Bang, and Vente Bang.

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  2. Just you wait... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, if we can just wait a few billion years, a suitably intelligent species should evolve inside the newly created universe and build a Very Very Very Small Hadron Collider(VVVSHC) in order to investigate the conditions of their early universe....

  3. Re:'alternative' summary by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that what they call "sexing-up" the story?

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  4. Re:Next step... by bittles · · Score: 5, Funny

    to understand recursion you must understand recursion

  5. Re:Am I dead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, it's just monday...

  6. Pah! by Cloud+K · · Score: 5, Funny

    The experiment created temperatures a million times hotter than the centre of the Sun

    NVidia achieved that years ago.

  7. If we do it all together? by bradley13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And if we do it all together, is it a gang bang?

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  8. Re:Science Journalism by Dr.Boje · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are dealing with people that mostly wouldn't remember what an "ion" is. When you say "smashing iron", they think of banging two iron bars together.

    Those are the kind of people we don't want coming to Slashdot anymore.

  9. Re:Sooo..... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Freeon is the open source version of Freon, and is more properly called GNU/Freeon.

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  10. Re:Science Journalism by querist · · Score: 4, Funny

    But it wasn't that great, apparently. Eccentrica Gallumbits said that Zaphod Beeblebrox was "the best bang since the big one."

  11. Re:Science Journalism by daid303 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Frankly I don't give a shit who gets pissed off. The objective is scientific understanding, not pissing people off or not.

    It's just a very nice side-effect.

  12. Re:Science Journalism by jgagnon · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've never heard of a Prius? :p

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  13. Re:Sooo..... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's what the Free Mesons want you to believe.