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USB Is the Devil's Connection

Jamie handed us Satan's Data Connection. You see, sane and rational human being, the USB logo is actually in the shape of a trident, and the obvious action to Evangelical Christians in Brazil is to ban its use. Hopefully they don't mispronounce SCSI and find themselves lusting after their PCs.

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  1. Re:Sigh, more Christian bashing. by volkerdi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unfortunately, nowhere in the Bible does Satan ever have a trident. But this is Slashdot... sigh let the Christian bashing begin if it must! :(

    Perhaps you should explain that to the Evangelical Christians in Brazil.

  2. USB is pure evil for different reason. by w0mprat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because it's symmetrical. Who but the most evil cabal of engineers on earth would design such a connector to be a perfect rectangle? Without looking closely you have a 50/50 chance of getting the correct orientation.

    Everything in computing from an RJ45 to IEEE 1397 have a obvious shape you can identify the correct orientation from.

    Yes, yes. I know the trident is supposed to go "up" in relation to the trident logo by port on the port. But this varies randomly from one manurfacturer to another, from device to device, and thats those that have the trident logo next to the port at all.

    Mini-B USB, popular for small gadgets, thank god, has an identfiable orientation.

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    1. Re:USB is pure evil for different reason. by MachDelta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, I thought this was common knowledge. I mean, who HASN'T experienced a severe homicidal urge while trying to plug a USB connection into the backside of some device?

      "Does it go... this way? Nope, lets try the other... no that's not it, maybe the first time was right... well.. no, no I think it IS upside down, hang on... oh fuck, I dropped it! I swear to god if I meet the motherfucker who designed this piece of shit i'm gonna rip his fucking... wait, I GOT IT! Oh thank god! Now, no one touch it, or I will strangle you with the cord and then use it to hang your corpse from a tree. Seriously."

      Well, maybe it's just me.

  3. Re:Sigh, more Christian bashing. by Creedo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's no question in my mind that the point is just to poke more fun at religion, in this case, for no good reason at all.

    Poking fun at religion is a good reason in its own right. Mockery is the best response to silliness.

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  4. Re:Sad news for believers by couchslug · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "It is news like this that gives evangelical Christians a bad rep."

    Well that, and direct experience with them also helps. The US Rovian Religious Right are a MASSIVE collection of Evangelical Dominionists bent on turning the US into a theocracy.

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  5. Re:Religion... by Creedo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So I assume that you would in the latter group then since you don't understand the difference between faith and religion.

    It depends on how it's used. Faith is just belief which is not based on proof. But a lot of people call their religion "faith." It seems especially popular in Christian circles. In most cases, there is no difference.

    Modern Atheism is a belief system aka. a religion.

    Not even close. Atheism is a lack of theistic beliefs. That's all.

    A personal faith in god is not the same as a belief system/religion/philosophy.

    What a load of bullshit. If your "faith" includes scriptures, commandments and the like, it's a religion, and your naive sounding assertions are crap.

    Religion is a man made system of dogma and rituals.

    Modern Atheism has a set of man made rituals and dogma. Ergo, Atheism == Religion.

    Since you can't define a single piece of ritual or dogma which would include atheists, aside from the obvious "lack of belief in a god" entailed in the definition, you can't even make this specious piece of reasoning work.

    I have a brain and I do not follow a religion. I have a personal faith in god and I share that faith with a community of believers.

    In other words, a fucking church. Geez, are you another liar for Jesus?

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  6. Re:I thought that was firewire by shadowofwind · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where did I suggest we shun anyone?

    Actually you suggested not letting religious leaders steal their money. The stealing that they're doing is pretty much just a matter of asking for offerings based on false doctrines. Stopping that implies a level of coercive control quite a bit beyond "shunning".

    Also, it may be reasonable for you to conjecture that other people's gods are unreal. However, since the idea of 'God' is largely an interpretation of internal experiences, and you don't have access to anyone's internal experience except your own, you're only guessing that other people's interpretations are delusional. That may be a reasonable guess, given the evidence you have. But its a guess, and there is a huge variety to human experience. Yours is actually a religious attitude, just an atheistic one, which is why ex-atheists like C. S. Lewis often make such marvelous religious crusaders.

  7. Re:Sigh, more Christian bashing. by Creedo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sigh. The wrong one is marked as troll, and the wrong one as insightful. And your insightful comment stays at zero.

    I'm getting tired of slashdot - any good substitutes?

    Maybe it's because the rest of the world is getting increasingly tired of the rampant irrational stupidity that religion brings to the table, and we are more and more willing to mock those who keep pushing it. Religion in general is a childish and immature response to life, and I for one believe that it should be treated as such.

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