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Anti-Smartphone Phone Launched For Technophobes

geek4 writes "A Dutch company has launched what it calls 'the world's simplest phone,' targeting users who are sick of new-generation models. Only capable of making and receiving calls, John's Phone is dubbed the world's simplest mobile phone, specifically designed for anti-smartphones users. It does not provide any hi-tech features. No apps. No Internet. No camera. No text messaging. All you have to do — in fact, all you can do — is call, talk and hang up."

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  1. Obligatory anti- post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What happens when it comes into contact with a smart phone?

    1. Re:Obligatory anti- post by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 4, Funny

      They annihilate each other in an explosion of "hipsterons," the particles responsible for carrying the force of hipsterism.

  2. What about receiving calls? by michelcolman · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you can only call, talk and hang up, it doesn't appear very useful to me. Listening would be a nice addition, and receiving calls as well...

    1. Re:What about receiving calls? by Noughmad · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you can only call, talk and hang up, it doesn't appear very useful to me. Listening would be a nice addition, and receiving calls as well...

      It's obviously targeted at women.

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  3. Re:Expensive Price by Ossifer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoa! That's all tekno-geek gibberish to me!

  4. anti-smartphone? by stcdm33 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dumbphone?

  5. Re:Wait? No phone book? by Noexit · · Score: 3, Funny

    For years and years and years we used phones that didn't have any sort of confirmation of the numbers pressed. Shooot, I've got one on my desk right now that I just have to hope and pray I dial correctly without being able to double check myself.

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  6. Re:High Sales? by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agreed. What I don't like about the standard flip phone is the obligatory "web" button that can't be disabled. I'd take this product over that.

    My wife is a vehement technophobe, and she has a very simple flip-phone that she only marginally knows how to operate. Usually I hear "Hello? I can't hear you. Hello?" to which I am shouting "Hand. The. Phone. To. Your. Daughter." (Daughter has no problem hearing me on the same phone.) Not being there I can't be sure, but I suspect that wife is holding it upside down. I don't suppose that will change even with this phone.

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  7. Re:Expensive Price by nlawalker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Copyright Apple 1976-2010

  8. Re:Expensive Price by Abstrackt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look at it this way:

    Lisa: "By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away."
    Homer: "Hmm; how does it work?"
    Lisa: "It doesn’t work; it’s just a stupid rock!"
    Homer: "Uh-huh."
    Lisa: "But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?"
    Homer: "Lisa, I want to buy your rock."

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  9. Weak! by ryan.onsrc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously -- what's up with the Cartman buttons?

  10. Re:Someone is listening. by viking099 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sony did a good job with a "justaphone" they recently released, the Naite.
    I bought one a few months ago for around $120. No contracts, basic phone, no sliding, good screen, some free games that are good, bluetooth, a decent camera, small form factor, and really good battery life. It even accepts standard microSD cards, if you need it.

    The free Sony management software is really pretty good, too. It offers phone backups, you can send/receive text messages through your machine while it's plugged in, and it didn't come with a lot of BS carrier lock-in stuff.

    Check it out, it's been perfect for me.