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Swedish Court Orders Detention of Wikileaks Founder Assange
An anonymous reader writes "Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is likely to be detained for questioning over his alleged connection to a rape case. The Director of Prosecution, Marianne Ny, has requested the District Court of Stockholm to detain Assange, claiming that they have not been able to meet with him to accomplish the interrogations. 'I request the district court of Stockholm to detain Mr Assange in his absence, suspected of rape, sexual molestation and unlawful coercion,' Ny said in a statement."
"I request the district court of Stockholm to detain Mr Assange in his absence, suspected of rape, sexual molestation and unlawful coercion," Ny said in a statement."
Assange allegedly replied, "[citation needed]"
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
[...] (as opposed to lawful coercion?)
I think that's usually referred to as "dating".
Clearly Julian Assange has committed a crime of raping the US intelligence and military, which is punishable by every means possible. He needs to be taken care of, he is clearly a sexual deviant, coercing the innocent intelligence and military structures into an uncomfortable position with him in a room in Stockholm.
You can't handle the truth.
10:00 - Arrest Assange for sexual assault
10:05 - Release Assange
11:15 - Arrest Assange for racketeering
11:17 - Release Assange
13:07- Arrest Assange for littering, release him then book him right back for excessive use of cusswords
13:19 - Release Assange, change mind, grab him by the collar as he leaves the precinct
14:03 - Have Kevin Spacey explain to me how Assange is really Keyzer Soze, let him go, then run after him after finding his whole story on Wikileaks is fabricated from fragments of my post-it board