Extra-Galactic Planet Discovered In Milky Way
astroengine writes "Between six to nine billion years ago, the Milky Way collided with another galaxy. As you'd expect, this caused quite a mess; stars, dust and gas being ripped from the intergalactic interloper. In fact, to this day, the dust hasn't quite settled and astronomers have spotted an odd-looking exoplanet orbiting a metal-poor star 2,000 light-years from Earth. Through a careful process of elimination, the extrasolar planet (known as HIP 13044b) actually works out to be an extragalactic planet, a surviving relic of the massive collision eons ago."
You get from a rounding error to "ZOMG ECSTRAGALTIC PLANNIT!!!ELEVEN" through a careful process of hyperbole and speculation, not elimination. This isn't science, it's marketing.
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