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Utah vs. NASA On Heavy-Lift Rocket Design

FleaPlus writes "Utah congressmen Orrin Hatch, Bob Bennett, Rob Bishop, and Jim Matheson issued a statement claiming that NASA's design process for a new congressionally-mandated heavy-lift rocket system may be trying to circumvent the law. According to the congressmen and their advisors from solid rocket producer ATK, the heavy-lift legislation's requirements can only be met by rockets utilizing ATK's solid rocket boosters. They are alarmed that NASA is also considering other approaches, such as all-liquid designs based on the rockets operated by the United Launch Alliance and SpaceX. ATK's solid rockets were arguably responsible for many of the safety and cost problems which plagued NASA's canceled Ares rocket system."

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  1. Shame by winnitude · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's always a shame when the law gets in the way of science. If it didn't, I would probably have six testicles by now due to cloning.

    1. Re:Shame by airfoobar · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's bollocks. You can never have enough testicles!

    2. Re:Shame by edumacator · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why the heck would you take 6 testicles?

      You obviously aren't married. Two for my wife, two for me, and two on reserve for when my wife finds out I still have a set and confiscates them.

    3. Re:Shame by mug+funky · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's testicles. You can never have enough bollocks!

    4. Re:Shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah. Now I get it. The standard /. mantra: "backups, backups, backups".

  2. Re:Move along, nothing to see by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    So... if I understand correctly, what's actually happening here is that a Utah company claims that NASA cannot meet the legal requirements by using the competition's designs, and the various Utah congressmen are joining in the chorus to support that Utah company.

    Company discredits competitors, congressmen support their state's industry. Surprising? Hardly.

    That's only half of it - the astronauts have to wear magic underwear inside their space-suits to meet the clothing law

  3. Re:You dont... by PseudonymousBraveguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spider-Pork, Spider-Pork,
    does whatever the lobbyist says,
    Can he introduce
    useful laws?
    No he can't
    he's a pork
    LOOK OUT!
    He's a spider POOOOOOORK

  4. Re:You dont... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 4, Funny

    What? Logical sequence?

    First you took down Irans biggest enemy, Saddam.

    Then you took down their second biggest, the Taliban.

    The logical sequence would be either:

    1. take out Saudi Arabia
    2. commit suicide.

    --
    Watch this Heartland Institute video