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Underwear Invention Protects Privacy At Airport

Thanks to Jeff Buske you don't have to be embarrassed while going through the full body scanners at the airport. Buske has invented radiation shielding underwear for the shy traveler. From the article: "Jeff Buske says his invention uses a powdered metal that protects people's privacy when undergoing medical or security screenings. Buske of Las Vegas, Nev.-Rocky Flats Gear says the underwear's inserts are thin and conform to the body's contours, making it difficult to hide anything beneath them. The mix of tungsten and other metals do not set off metal detectors."

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  1. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you obscure genitalia, only the outlaws will have genitalia.

    1. Re:Well... by Blindman · · Score: 2, Funny

      When you obscure genitalia, only the outlaws will have genitalia.

      More accurately, only the outlaws will wear underwear.

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    2. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, commandos versus outlaws, then?

    3. Re:Well... by sakasune · · Score: 2, Funny

      When you obscure genitalia, only the outlaws will have genitalia.

      More accurately, only the outlaws will wear underwear.

      Actually, only outlaws will have obscured genitalia. Also reminds me a Futurama quote where one of the cops said "And unblur your face, too!"

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    4. Re:Well... by bickerdyke · · Score: 3, Informative
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  2. Suspecious by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A hell of allot of good that do anyone. Its not like if the TSA sees anything remotely out of the ordinary with the scanner you are not going to then get the pat-down or some other intrusive search as a result.

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    1. Re:Suspecious by SleazyRidr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly what I thought. "We can see your junk, better feel around to make sure they're there."

    2. Re:Suspecious by Sockatume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The gropedown is what you get if you opt out of the scan. I'm sure that taking a scan and raising an anomaly involves much more vigorous investigation.

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    3. Re:Suspecious by Tryle · · Score: 5, Informative

      Let's get the terminology right here. It's called "gate rape".

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gate%20Rape&defid=5365083

    4. Re:Suspecious by Reilaos · · Score: 4, Informative
    5. Re:Suspecious by ciderbrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's the questions for the future.
      Hello sir, Rape or Radiation?
      My wife and I will take radiation; but we are raising our child catholic so ...

    6. Re:Suspecious by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everyone's doing this wrong. the TSA will never stop their pat-downs while the public is afraid of being groped, and this anti-screening day supposedly set for tomorrow (sort of a carbon-based DDOS) isn't the solution either. You want to stop the intrusive behavior? Simple.

      Grind on the screener's hands while moaning loudly and gyrating your hips. It may not change the official policy, but it will eventually make all the screeners quit.

      Well, except maybe the pervy ones.

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    7. Re:Suspecious by SleazyRidr · · Score: 3, Funny

      I won't go that far, but I've sent off for the free sample of Extenz, and I'm going to take that before the screening. I'm also thinking about wearing a kilt. I'm hoping they'll ask me if I know what they're going to do so I can say something along the lines of "I've been looking forward to it." Depending on how it goes, I might finish off with a quip like "What, no happy ending?"

      Probability that I'll have the balls to go through with it: low

    8. Re:Suspecious by hypergreatthing · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hold on a second sir. Let me put on my priest robes...

    9. Re:Suspecious by basotl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The people participating in the opt-out day could still do that. That would be the icing on the cake.

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    10. Re:Suspecious by Garridan · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it's a "freedom pat".

    11. Re:Suspecious by hargrand · · Score: 2, Funny

      And when the jack booted perv is done, pull a $20 bill out of your pocket, give it to him / her and say "You were magnificent! Thank you thank you!". If you think you can get away with it, give him / her a big sloppy full mouth kiss, too.

    12. Re:Suspecious by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 2, Funny

      The day before travel, eat meals consisting of, beans, broccoli, eggs, protein power and buttermilk - this is guaranteed to produce copious amounts of gas, at least for me. - Consume what works best for you. When they grab your crotch let fly. As an added bouns don't shower for a couple of days and wear stinky sweaty workout clothes - the ones you took off at the gym and stuffed in your gym bag a few days ago. Too bad about the poor fuckers that sit next to you on a 5 hour flight though, if you're feeling nice bring fresh clothes and beano on the plane.

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    13. Re:Suspecious by Shotgun · · Score: 2, Funny

      And state clearly that if the inspector touches your junk, you're going to send them a bill, just like all your other customers. Just because they're the TSA does not entitle them to a freebie.

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  3. Pat downs by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This will just get you an enhanced pat down, which you could opt for in the first place.

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    1. Re:Pat downs by Abstrackt · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the plus side, it feels like wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!

      (Stupid sexy Flanders...)

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  4. Problem is... by frozentier · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they can't see ALL of you, then they take you aside and pat you down. So with this device, instead of seeing you, they are going to take you aside and feel you up.

  5. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by orphiuchus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know, the government has assured me that there is no risk of any of that stuff...

  6. It's unclear ... by Evardsson · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the article: It's unclear whether it would lead to an automatic, more intrusive pat down by federal Transportation Security Administration officials.

    No, if the image is unclear, the TSA's reaction is not. If you are not sure, check out what Dave Barry went through when the image of his groin was "blurry" http://www.npr.org/2010/11/15/131338172/humorist-dave-barry-and-the-tsa

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  7. From a buddy of mine by Pojut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports."

    This of course assumes the scans are safe, but you get the idea...

    1. Re:From a buddy of mine by Blindman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why not do both?

      I see you aren't carrying a bomb, and you might want to get this mass checked out by a doctor. This would probably make the scanning more popular, although it might cause people without insurance to act suspicious when flying to get a free scan.

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    2. Re:From a buddy of mine by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm, why not combine the two. Not only will you get cleared through security at the airport but you'll also receive a free health screening. Just think of it... free colonoscopies, hysteroscopies, and breast exams. It'd be an incredible time saver to not have to schedule a separate examination. Heck it'd even help curb the worry about that at risk segment of the male population needing but not getting an annual mammo...

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  8. Re:Risks vs. Benefits unknown? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Forget that. Wonder about the odds of dying from a car crash, since you and millions of Americans decided to avoid flying this year because of the patdowns and since driving is much, much more dangerous than flying.

    The TSA kills Americans.

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  9. Re:Christmas goose by TheCycoONE · · Score: 4, Informative

    They don't do cavity searches, that's part of the bizarre theatre of it all. Part of the point of this article was that most people hide illicit things in areas which would require a cavity search and they just feel you up. http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/10/for-the-first-time-the-tsa-meets-resistance/65390/

  10. Re:Risks vs. Benefits unknown? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder what your odds of dying from TSA-induced cancer vs. an airline crash are?

    • You are 8 times more likely to be killed by a police officer than by a terrorist
    • You are 9 times more likely to choke to death on your own vomit than die in a terrorist attack
    • You are 1048 times more likely to die from a car accident than from a terrorist attack
    • You are 11,000 times more likely to die in an airplane accident than from a terrorist plot involving an airplane

    More. So really, can we just end the security theater?

  11. fuck the tsa by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Insightful

    how about a "fuck the tsa" lead paint t-shirt? Maybe some leather-studded chastity underwear and crotchless chaps, too.

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  12. 4th amendment point by yossie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    4th amendment protects you against unreasonable search. Seems like it would apply at the airport. TSA claims that you are contractually obligated to put up with search when you enter the secure area and that your air travel ticket states this and as such is a contract. But, you aren't able to sign away your constitutional rights implying, at least, that this component of the air travel contract is illegal. How does this all square up?

    1. Re:4th amendment point by Grapplebeam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You don't have to be a judge to know when something is unreasonable. Waterboarding is unreasonable, because it's torture. Bailouts without prison sentences to CEOs that instantly go spend half the bailout on their workers that fucked up in the first place? Unreasonable too. It's common sense, and you don't need a commitee to tell you that. If we waited for judges to enact civil rights, Obama wouldn't even have been able to become president, much less win. It's generally the people themselves that dictate morality for the civil servants that actually have a sense of morality. Generally, the idea is the congress is supposed to represent the people, not their interest groups that fund their campaigns. And generally, none of this happens because they're all bastards and businessmen who don't care in the slightest.

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    2. Re:4th amendment point by stubob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Supreme Court. http://openjurist.org/676/f2d/379 676 F. 2d 379 - United States v. Ek

      We hold that the stricter standard required for a body cavity search also applies to an X-ray search. An X-ray search, although perhaps not so humiliating as a strip search, nevertheless is more intrusive since the search is potentially harmful to the health of the suspect. It goes beyond the passive inspection of body surfaces. We think that the use of such medical procedures should be restricted to situations where there is a clear indication that the suspect is concealing contraband within his body.

      All of which apply to border searches and not routine air travel. There's probably very little legal standing for these searches apart from the "license with the airlines" argument.

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    3. Re:4th amendment point by lgw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And when these show up at a courthouse, and you have to walk through them to comply with your Jury Summons? The "voluntary" argument is a crock of shit, even for airports.

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    4. Re:4th amendment point by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where did I mention the TSA? Airport-style security violates the 4th amendment, and happens in government buildings where your entrance is not voluntary. The argument that airline travel is "voluntary" is just a feeble argument to prop up fascist practices. I really don't care what argument you come up with, searching ordinary citizens at checkpoints does not belong in the United States. If the conclusion of your argument is "checkpoints are acceptable", your argument is flawed on that basis.

      There's nothing in the 4th amendment that says "unless we're scared".

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  13. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by mysidia · · Score: 5, Informative

    If X-ray backscatter machines could sterilize you, you'd be sterile ten times over already from background radiation.

    No, because the magnitude of background radiation is much much lower, disorganized, diffused by the Earth's atmosphere and electromagnetic field, non-directional, and not pointed in an organized fashion directly at your body, and doesn't reach nearly the energy levels of the backscatter machine. Especially when operators make mistakes with the machine that cause people to get even more exposure than they are supposed to, or to be exposed longer than the 2 seconds they are supposed to, that all the numbers validating its safety are based on -- when they make someone stand in the scanner for a few minutes with it running, the person is getting massive amounts of harmful radiation exposure, way beyond what is safe or indicated.

  14. Re:Horrible Idea by pngwen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm all for frustrating TSA agents. Those people are traitors to the cause of liberty. 200 years ago, they would have all been hanged. I think frustrating them is a little less extreme, don't you?

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  15. Just for a laugh... by Elegor · · Score: 3, Funny

    A woman could use an 'underwear insert' in the shape of a humongous cock and balls. Question is, would that mean she is more or less likely to get groped? And would she be groped by a male agent or a female one?

  16. Re:Christmas goose by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny

    A coworker went through the rapescan a couple months ago. Get this, though -- he was wearing a buttplug at the time and they didn't notice it. I think it was a metal one, too (he was caught by the metal detector first).

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  17. Re:Horrible Idea by Myopic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I reluctantly agree with this point. Although I am generally a law-and-order kind of guy, I think airport security is outside any reasonable threshold along the sliding scale of security, and therefore I think it is unethical for any individual to participate in the enforcement of that security. Basically what I'm saying is fuck those guys, they must be assholes if they agree to do that job.

  18. Re:Risks vs. Benefits unknown? by Talderas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ~520 annual increase in traffic fatalities was the estimate due to people driving over flying. I believe there was also admittance that the backscatter would cause about 16 additional cancer deaths annually.

    Net effect is an estimated 536 increase in annual deaths.

    Loss of life due to terrorist attack against westerners from 2006 to 2008 was 12 deaths annually worldwide.

    The scanners are estimated to be more deadly than the terrorists have been.

    Our trade offs are brilliant.

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  19. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you're that worried about xray radiation, don't fly! The radiation from the backscatter xray is only equivalent to 4 minutes of flight time for the typical scan time so even if you are in the scanner for a full 2 minutes it's only equal to the dosage you are going to get on a short flight.

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  20. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by meddle99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would paint some really big junk on my undies...

  21. Re:Suspicious by atisss · · Score: 3, Funny

    Haha, why not just read playboy before entering scanner.. that way picture should be clear and solid.

  22. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by afidel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Uh, privacy concerns are quite separate from medical concerns. I object to the intrusiveness of the scans in the strongest terms possible but I also object to uninformed anti-science and technology mumbo-jumbo.

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  23. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by lgw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The goal of the Israelis is airport security. The goal of the TSA is increased pubic acceptance of fascism. You can see the difference.

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  24. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by SoTerrified · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You've hit on the main issue I have when people call these machines 'safe'. I accept that, under normal operation, they are safe. In the hands of a trained radiologist, I would not hesitate. But these machines are being operated by security people who are barely competent to work at McDonalds. I have already seen with my own eyes evidence of the machines not being used in the way they were intended and more importantly tested. And that's why I reject all claims that they are 'harmless' and will opt for a pat-down. Embarrassment I can recover from.

  25. go naked? - strip? by bark · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was wondering if it is acceptable to the TSA for me to request a private room, and strip naked to let them do a visual only examination to prove that I'm not carrying anything dangerous. They can look as closely as they want, as long as they don't touch me.

    I have no concerns about privacy, but I do have a problem with xrays and a person feeling me up.

    But I have no problems about getting naked. Is that an acceptable for the TSA? I will try it next time I go through an airport.

    1. Re:go naked? - strip? by bhalter80 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've been wondering what would happen if someone appeared to be visibly enjoying the pat down. Maybe instead of a boycott we should all have a mass fake orgasm day

    2. Re:go naked? - strip? by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not acceptable. A couple days, ago, a man in San Diego stripped down to tight bike shorts. The TSA told him to put his pants on so they could molest him. He was arrested for not following instructions and making a recording of the incident.

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  26. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, I think this whole controversy from beginning (obtaining the machines) to end (the protest movement) is bogus.

    Why do we have this machines? Because there is a threat that has been shown to be reasonable that these machines prevent? Can anybody point to a hijacking these machines *would* have prevented, but that wasn't preventable with the technology we already had? Almost certainly not. We are doing this simply to show we *can*. This is, unfortunately, a typical American approach to any kind of complicated problem: gamble on a quick technological fix. It doesn't hurt that this makes great security theater. Hiring more and better trained agents is not politically advantageous, because if people breeze through security and *don't* get hijacked, they won't notice anything but the high and expensive head count. Send them through a machine that transmits naked pictures of them into the next room, and they *will* notice their tax dollars at work, even though that has no practical utility.

    Now the protest side is totally bogus too. So the machine sends a naked picture of me to a guy in the next room, so what? I walk to the showers at the gym and everyone in the locker room is naked. And if the guy watching the scanner gets off on watching *my* naked body, what do *I* care? He's obviously got bigger problems than I do.

    No, the real problem is that this whole bogus affair takes money, time and focus away from real security concerns.

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  27. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There have been many studies. They say "When used properly, the machines don't present unreasonable risk.". Unreasonable means that they're about what a dental X-ray would be.

    The kicker is "properly", The people running those machines have not been well trained, and you aren't their customer. So they don't really bother about proper use. Convenient (for them) use is more what they consider.

    (Ever notice that when you get a dental X-ray you wear a lead apron?)

    Nobody has done a study of the exposure in the environments in which those machines are used. I expect that there's a high variability, with some part of the curve coming down in the "rather dangerous" section.

    You don't pay more for the clowns at a security theater than you must. The money gets reserved for the approved contractors.
    (Sorry, this last paragraph is pure cynicism. But I still feel it's probably correct.)

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  28. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by mysidia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The radiation from the backscatter xray is only equivalent to 4 minutes of flight time for the typical scan time

    You are claiming an equivalency that is only based on one raw measure of the exposure, one of the least important measures of exposure (thermal energy), and misses important points.

    The higher the energy of the radiation, the deeper into the body it will penetrate before it is absorbed. The lower energy radiation you experience in flight is reflected by the skin. The higher energy of backscatter machines is absorbed inside the body and can potentially effect the brain and the genitals. It might lead to sterilization or cancer.

    The ionizing radiation you are exposed to on a backscatter machine is different and more harmful than the radiation you would be exposed to when flying, it is a different kind of radiation in magnitude.

    The mere total exposure amount hides important factors such as the proportion absorbed VS the proportion harmlessly reflected.

  29. Re:Risks vs. Benefits unknown? by Polumna · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, seriously. Nobody ever looks at the positives in this whole thing. Missing connecting flights while your girlfriend and/or mother gets groped by someone who is clearly qualified by the virtue of a high school diploma is a small price to pay for the convenience of hour-and-a-forty-five-minute lines for roller coasters suddenly seeming reasonable. They're exactly like safety doctors... brilliant analogy.

  30. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by mibe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The calculated dosage is based on an average over your whole body (like any medical imaging would be, but obviously never goes through your whole body - instead it's all in your skin. Shouldn't this be recalculated? Either way, the risk is non-zero, same as the risk for getting killed by a terrorist. The question is, which risk is greater? As a scientist and a skeptic, I'm not at all convinced that bombarding EVERYONE with x-rays is the less harmful option.

  31. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They already said based on the radiation levels and 600 million passengers that about 10 people per year will die from cancer from this screening.

    I think the number is lower. Many will die from other causes first.

    But say it is 10 and it stops 1 airplane incident per 10 years- it's a wash to a massive savings of life.

    Personally, I can't see why the terrorist don't attack the security checkin next. You are not scanned, there is high density of targets, and it would paralyze travel-- again.

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  32. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by chicago_scott · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And the flight actually serves a purpose and gets you to your destination.

    Body scanners are just security theater and offer you nothing positive in return.

  33. Re:Horrible Idea by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    >Basically what I'm saying is fuck those guys, they must be assholes if they agree to do that job.

    More likely they are desperate. They have been rejected for police jobs and other civil service jobs. With the TSA they get federal benefits (increases like clockwork, it's better entry-level benefits than you'll get anywhere else).

    Once you get in the door at a place like that, you're not going to voluntarily leave. If you can psyche yourself up to work a job where you cut the assholes out of pigs or work at a machine that's likely to pull your thumbs off, you can do this.

    The real problem is that they aren't *professionals*. I think the airport security job at the lowest level should require years of police, military police, or private security experience and a degree in criminal justice. Instead, it's an entry-level vocational rehab job.

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  34. Re:Risks vs. Benefits unknown? by Stray7Xi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The patdowns are not responsible for any deaths. These reactions are caused by the irrational fear and exacerbated prudery of the TRAVELERS.

    The part you don't understand is a lot of travelers aren't afraid of TSA. They're afraid of a government free to ignore our constitutional rights. They're afraid of people disappearing in the night and ending up in secret prisons.

    No thank you. 9/11 was a nuisance. Tyranny would be a real tragedy. Maybe you should get over your irrational fear of "terrorism" instead of telling people their fear of the government is irrational.

    What purpose do these security screenings serve except to inspire a culture of fear. I have trouble differentiating the TSA from Al Qaeda in that regard.

  35. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by locallyunscene · · Score: 3, Funny

    The goal of the Israelis is airport security. The goal of the TSA is increased pubic acceptance of fascism. You can see the difference.

    Most appropriate. Typo. Ever.

  36. Re:Might save your gonads from radiation too by orient · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I can't see why the terrorist don't attack the security checkin next.

    Could it be because there are no real terrorists?

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