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Pumpkin Pie increases Male Sex Drive
Dr. Alan Hirsch, Director of Chicago's Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Center, says the key to a man's heart, and other parts, is pumpkin pie. Out of the 40 odors tested in Hirsch's study, a mixture of lavender and pumpkin pie got the biggest rise out of men ages 18 to 64. That particular fragrance was found to increase penile blood flow by an average of 40%. "Maybe the odors acted to reduce anxiety. By reducing anxiety, it acted to remove inhibitions," said Hirsch.
Haha! Because women are gold-diggers rather than people with diverse and complex attractions and that's why you they sleep with other, richer men and not you! Classic! ...Wait, they also find penniless badasses attractive? Brb, reevaluating.
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I hear that all the time, it's a side effect of the chloroform."
I just figured it was from all the dents in the headboard.
I love the sound of a woman's skull as it lightly but firmly bounces off the headboard...with her mouth muffled, face down into the pillow.
Good times....good times...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
That’s just my heart pumping harder in anticipation of all the artery-clogging food I’m about to eat. Increased blood flow everywhere... now hands off my junk!
You flying this holiday season? Then I'm afraid it will be hands all over your junk.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
I don't know what women find attractive, but I know what they don't find attractive: whiny, bitter, desperate misogynists.
Seriously, if you find yourself getting angry at women in general because you haven't gotten laid in a while, you need to fix that shit, pronto, or you'll never get laid again. You are broadcasting the message, "Other women don't find me attractive, and I'm pretty sure you won't either," and most women will pick up on that loud and clear. Even women who like abusive guys don't like whiny, bitter, desperate abusive guys.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
When she complains about having a headache AFTER sex, rather than before
I hear that all the time, it's a side effect of the chloroform.
Is it offtopic to wish for a world where a casual pretense of being a rapist doesn't get modded +5 Funny?
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