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One Giant Cargo Ship Pollutes As Much As 50M Cars

thecarchik writes "One giant container ship pollutes the air as much as 50 million cars. Which means that just 15 of the huge ships emit as much as today's entire global 'car park' of roughly 750 million vehicles. Among the bad stuff: sulfur, soot, and other particulate matter that embeds itself in human lungs to cause a variety of cardiopulmonary illnesses. Since the mid-1970s, developed countries have imposed increasingly stringent regulations on auto emissions. In three decades, precise electronic engine controls, new high-pressure injectors, and sophisticated catalytic converters have cut emissions of nitrous oxides, carbon dioxides, and hydrocarbons by more than 98 percent. New regulations will further reduce these already minute limits. But ships today are where cars were in 1965: utterly uncontrolled, free to emit whatever they like." According to Wikipedia, 57 giant container ships (rated from 9,200 to 15,200 twenty-foot equivalent units) are plying the world's oceans.

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  1. One can dream... by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    Screw the people that frown on those who drive Hummers.

    I want to be rich enough to say "I'm taking the family on a cruise across the ocean on our personal cargo ship." The captain would floor it from the dock and leave a 30 km long black trail of smoke.

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  2. Could be a problem by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    We should get rid of these ships.

    Let us DRIVE our containers across the ocean!

    1. Re:Could be a problem by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because, of course, using sails as a propulsion method requires a ship made of wood...

    2. Re:Could be a problem by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny

      Though ships of old were typically wooden, there is no requirement at all that a sailing vessel be made of wood (and modern sailing vessels typically aren't).

      We know that the only things that float are wood, ducks, witches, and the occasional very small pebble. If not wood than what, ducks? A duck can't even carry a coconut without sinking. Small pebble can't carry very much, and witches are incredibely difficult to work with. So tehre you have it: wood. So sayeth the Ways of Science.

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    3. Re:Could be a problem by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah. Naturally any ship that uses a sail must be made of wood, right?

      Not only that, but modern society is woefully ill-prepared to produce peg legs, eye patches, and parrots on the scale we would need to retrofit the modern fleets of today.

    4. Re:Could be a problem by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or witches.

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    5. Re:Could be a problem by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 2, Funny

      A duck can't even carry a coconut without sinking.

      No, but a swallow can.

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    6. Re:Could be a problem by AkkarAnadyr · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five-ounce swallow cannot carry a one-pound coconut.

      You need two swallows, with a strand of creeper held under the dorsal guiding feathers.

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    7. Re:Could be a problem by pavera · · Score: 2, Funny

      Swallows can't float though.

    8. Re:Could be a problem by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2, Funny

      A European swallow or an African swallow?

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    9. Re:Could be a problem by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny

      The most energy efficient ground transport, I've been told, is a horse riding a bicycle.

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  3. Re:They're in the middle of the ocean. by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, it's not like the air in the middle of the ocean is connected in some way to the air you breathe on land.

    Oh wait, it is.

  4. Re:is that you, Al? by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, equivalent to 15 million cars? Are those numbers from the RIAA or the MPAA?

  5. Re:Stop Buying Crap! by Trogre · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, but check the back. It was DESIGNED by Apple in sunny California, so everything's just fine!

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