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USCG Sues Copyright Defense Lawyer

ESRB writes "The US Copyright Group has sued Graham Syfert, an attorney who created a packet of self-representation paperwork for individuals sued for P2P sharing of certain movies and moved to have sanctions placed against the defense attorney. Syfert sells these packets for $20, and the USCG claims the 19 individuals who have used it have cost them over $5000."

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  1. Mind blowing by Kupfernigk · · Score: 4, Funny
    A US corporation sues a US lawyer for not charging enough!

    Under English law, a lawyer merely provides advice which the client is free to make use of or to ignore, and there are plenty of legal self-help books. There is an excellent one for company secretaries which, back in the 90s, saved me thousands in legal bills. Is this not so in the US?

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  2. About those downloads... by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:

    (..) users who had downloaded films like The Hurt Locker, Far Cry and Call of the Wild

    I liked the game Far Cry, so how about that movie? Is it any good? Is it worth the download?

    1. Re:About those downloads... by goldaryn · · Score: 4, Funny

      From the article:

      (..) users who had downloaded films like The Hurt Locker, Far Cry and Call of the Wild

      I liked the game Far Cry, so how about that movie? Is it any good? Is it worth the download?

      Well worth the $20 I paid for it

  3. Re:They're advertising that guy's service, right? by causality · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're either thick as a plank or they actually want more defendants to self-represent.

    Considering that they're a pro-copyright group and therefore think we don't yet have enough copyright laws on the books, I'd go with "thick as a plank".

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  4. Just kidding...honest by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone know where one could download the self-representation paperwork packs?
    Im kidding.....

  5. Re:USCG branches out by durrr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because of pirates, now you need not wonder anymore.

  6. Re:USCG branches out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Congratulations, you win the "most appropriate username ever" award.

  7. Re:Ok, someone who understands this stuff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is absolutely no way that this is actually what it looks like on the surface, its just way to ridiculous.

    Speaking of, can someone show me the way to ridiculous?

  8. Re:Erm...what? by Zibri · · Score: 2, Funny

    And then they can sue him again for the money they lost in this litigation. Profit loop!

  9. Re:Frivolous by Myopic · · Score: 3, Funny

    do you even know what the claims of the suit are? I read the article but it didn't say, and I can't imagine what legally plausible claims could be made in this kind of situation. But, I can certainly imagine that there are plausible claims that I can't imagine.

  10. Re:Wait... by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tortuous interference of fishing blackmail expeditions? That's vigilantism!

  11. Where can I download ... by Skapare · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... pirated copies of these documents?

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  12. USCG by WED+Fan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the U.S. Coast Guard should sue the U.S. Copyright Group.

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    1. Re:USCG by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the U.S. Coast Guard should sue the U.S. Copyright Group.

      Clearly they aren't happy with being expected to find pirates outside of U.S. waters.

  13. Oblig. Liar Liar quote by grolschie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fletcher: Your honor, I object!
    Judge: Why?
    Fletcher: Because it's devastating to my case!