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Iran Admits Stuxnet Affected Their Nuclear Program
plover writes "According to this article in the Guardian, 'Ahmadinejad admitted the [Stuxnet] worm had affected Iran's uranium enrichment. "They succeeded in creating problems for a limited number of our centrifuges with the software they had installed in electronic parts," the president said. "They did a bad thing. Fortunately our experts discovered that, and today they are not able [to do that] anymore."'"
1. create virus
2. infect own computers and blame other countries for it
3. ??
4. profit
If you honestly think the Yanks pulled this off, you're an Idiot.
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
You ever want a nuke so much you thought your little centrifuge was gonna break in two?
I didn't think so.
You ever tried with all your heart and soul to get your uranium back to you?
I wanna hope so.
You ever pray with all your heart and soul just to watch it spin away?
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, feel like crying, feel like crying.
You ever toss and turn your lying awake and thinking about the yellow cake you love?
I don't think so.
You ever close your eyes your making believe your holding the nuke your dreaming of?
Well if you say so.
I hurts so bad when you finally know just how low, low, low, low, low, Israel'll go.
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, feel like crying, feel like crying.
Ohh. Feel like crying, feel like crying.
Ohh, feel like crying, feel like crying.
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
When information is power, privacy is freedom.
They aren't trying to build a bomb, they're building a medical research reactor! Just because they didn't want the pesky IAEA in there doesn't mean something bad is being created, does it?
Sig: I stole this sig.
The world could be on fire!
No one could hack me but you.
Strange what enrichment will make foolish people do
I never dreamed that I'd meet a virus like you
And I never dreamed that I'd lose a limited number of cyclotrons because of you
No, I don't want to fail in war
No, I don't want to fall in war
With you
With you
What a bad game you play
To make me weep this way
What a bad thing to do
To make me virus scan for you
What a bad thing to say
You never failed this way
What a bad thing to do
To make me virus scan all day for you
And, I don't want to fail in war
And, I don't want to fall in war
World could have been on fire
No one could stop me but you
Strange what enrichment will make foolish people do
I never dreamed that I'd find a virus like you
I never dreamed that I'd get hacked by somebody like you
No I don't wanna fail in war
No I don't wanna fail in war
With you
With you
Nobody wins this one