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Interpol Issues Wanted Notice For Julian Assange

chrb writes "Interpol have issued a wanted notice for Julian Paul Assange for alleged sex crimes. The Guardian and Wired both have commentary."

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  1. Julian Paul Assange = founder of WikiLeaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    EOM

    1. Re:Julian Paul Assange = founder of WikiLeaks by morari · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's love got to do with it?

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    2. Re:Julian Paul Assange = founder of WikiLeaks by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's love, dear?

      $20. Unless you want something unusual.

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  2. Re:"Sex crimes" by Starteck81 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have to see it from the governments point of view. They see him having any sex as a crime because they don't want him to reproduce.

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  3. Re:do-gooder or not by NoSig · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like the US under Bush?

  4. Re:"Sex crimes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One woman said Assange ignored her appeals to stop when the condom broke.

    You could say she was afraid of his wiki leaking.

  5. Re:"Sex crimes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow. Just wow. That's one of the worst things I've ever heard. How can you you live with yourself? I mean, you seriously let women talk during sex?!

  6. Is it a sex crime ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    To fuck the US government?

  7. Re:This is scary by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unless they agree before hand that no means yes.

  8. How about Switzerland by DreamMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe he should move to Switzerland. If the example set by Roman Polanski.is anything to go by, the country's a haven for accused sex offenders.

  9. Re:Bullshit by jmcvetta · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can't really hate them for bowing to pressure from the most powerful country in the world.

    China is involved now?

  10. Re:HA! by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why I videotape all my random sexual encounters.

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  11. Julian Paul Assange by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    is an anagram for

    Iguanas Anal Juleps

    and

    Japans Sealing Luau

    Which means a couple of things: the Japanese need to learn that the harming of marine wildlife is NOT a party. And iguanas should not be given anything rectally. But most importantly, the anagrams show that Julian Paul Assange is obviously a CIA agent.

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  12. Re:Bullshit by dumbunny · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Sweden, it is considered rape if a woman asks a guy to stop, even if they have been rutting for twenty minutes and he's five seconds from orgasm.

    Five seconds? How many seconds of continuation does the guy get? Clearly, if she asks him to stop while he's starting his forward thrust he should be able to blame the subsequent motion on inertia, right? Is the threshold in seconds or cycles? Does it take position into account?

  13. Re:It's the other way around actually.. by slick7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    He was in Sweden, not America. But he'll be in a little vacation spot in Cuba soon...

    And when that occurs, and the leaks keep on coming, who's next. I believe there are more people involved than anyone thinks.
    Look at any news article and you will see: Source requests not to be named since not authorized to comment. And yet, a comment. This whole affair is a misdirection to keep us from the Kardashians.

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