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Interpol Issues Wanted Notice For Julian Assange

chrb writes "Interpol have issued a wanted notice for Julian Paul Assange for alleged sex crimes. The Guardian and Wired both have commentary."

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  1. Re:"Sex crimes" by Starteck81 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have to see it from the governments point of view. They see him having any sex as a crime because they don't want him to reproduce.

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  2. Re:"Sex crimes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One woman said Assange ignored her appeals to stop when the condom broke.

    You could say she was afraid of his wiki leaking.

  3. Re:"Sex crimes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow. Just wow. That's one of the worst things I've ever heard. How can you you live with yourself? I mean, you seriously let women talk during sex?!

  4. Re:Julian Paul Assange = founder of WikiLeaks by morari · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's love got to do with it?

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  5. Re:Julian Paul Assange = founder of WikiLeaks by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's love, dear?

    $20. Unless you want something unusual.

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  6. How about Switzerland by DreamMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe he should move to Switzerland. If the example set by Roman Polanski.is anything to go by, the country's a haven for accused sex offenders.

  7. Re:Bullshit by jmcvetta · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can't really hate them for bowing to pressure from the most powerful country in the world.

    China is involved now?

  8. Re:HA! by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why I videotape all my random sexual encounters.

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  9. Julian Paul Assange by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    is an anagram for

    Iguanas Anal Juleps

    and

    Japans Sealing Luau

    Which means a couple of things: the Japanese need to learn that the harming of marine wildlife is NOT a party. And iguanas should not be given anything rectally. But most importantly, the anagrams show that Julian Paul Assange is obviously a CIA agent.

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  10. Re:It's the other way around actually.. by slick7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    He was in Sweden, not America. But he'll be in a little vacation spot in Cuba soon...

    And when that occurs, and the leaks keep on coming, who's next. I believe there are more people involved than anyone thinks.
    Look at any news article and you will see: Source requests not to be named since not authorized to comment. And yet, a comment. This whole affair is a misdirection to keep us from the Kardashians.

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