A Third of World's Spam From One Russian Man
DaveNJ1987 writes "The FBI believes that one third of the world's spam messages are being generated by one 23-year-old Russian man. Oleg Nikolaenko of Moscow is being blamed for operating the Mega D botnet that sent spam emails from over 500,000 infected computers."
From the article cited in the summary:
The botnet sends out millions of spam messages ...
You're a few orders of magnitude off there. Try tens of billions ...
My work here is dung.
The FBI believes that one third of the world's spam messages are being generated by one 23-year-old Russian man
Congratulations to Oleg Nikolaenko for achieving so much at such a young age!
Summation 2
I looked at this summary over my first sip of coffee and read "A Third of World's Sperm From One Russian Man," and nearly spit it onto my macbook.
Titles like this should wait until after 10:00 am Eastern/7:00 am Pacific.
I can see the fnords!
> Apologies for stereotyping...
Apology not accepted.
> ...but you must be American...
Like the Canadian advisor to the PM who recently called for the murder of Julian Assange? Or the British police who attack Brazilian tourists in the subway and shoot them in the head?
> Civilized countries arrest someone, then try him.
And, not coincidentally, he has been arrested in the USA and will be tried.
Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
One of the lesser-known sections of the code of Hammurabi reads "If a man shall falsely promise p3n1s 3xt3nsion and thereby cause public nuisance and distress, his own penis shall be stretched by one digit for each such false promise. If he spreads his false promises by means of another man's messenger, he shall be flogged."
They often skip this one in elementary history lessons on the matter; but it is arguably quite salient in today's interconnected world...
Nope, it's not. Find someone who would rather be raped to deleting 500,000 messages from their inbox.
slashdot: where everyone yells sarcastic metaphors to themselves to understand the issue
The FBI believes that one third of the western world's news articles are being generated by one 79-year-old Australian-born American man. Rupert Murdoch is being blamed for...