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Rogue Satellite Shuts Down US Weather Services

radioweather writes "On Sunday, the drifting rogue 'zombie' Galaxy 15 satellite with a stuck transmitter interfered with the satellite data distribution system used by NOAA's National Weather Service (NWS), effectively shutting down data sharing between NWS offices nationwide, as well as weather support groups for the US Air force. This left many forecasters without data, imagery, and maps. Interference from Galaxy 15 affected transmissions of the SES-1 Satellite, which not only serves NOAA with data relay services, but also is used to feed TV programming into virtually every cable network in the US. NOAA's Network Control Facility reports that the computer system affected was NOAA's Advanced Weather Interactive Processing System (AWIPS) used to issue forecasts and weather bulletins which uses the weather data feed. They also state the problem is likely to recur again this month before the satellite drifts out of range and eventually dies due to battery depletion."

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  1. A red satellite?!? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Goddamn Commies finally attacked! To your bunkers, citizens!

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    1. Re:A red satellite?!? by SputnikPanic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, stop talking about me!

    2. Re:A red satellite?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Rouges are red, violets are blue, and rogue is spelled with e after u!

  2. Rouge eh? by richy+freeway · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're putting makeup on satellites now?

    1. Re:Rouge eh? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, no, no, you've got it all wrong!

      The satellite is the makeup!

      A bit of rouge satellite goes extremely well with some eyeliner asteroid, and you'll want to round them out with a nice, light, gamma burst lipstick to bring it all together.

      Doesn't the solar system look so pretty now?

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    2. Re:Rouge eh? by Annirak · · Score: 2

      No no, it's a reference to Diablo, where the rogues wore red clothing, so everyone called them rouge!

    3. Re:Rouge eh? by theantipop · · Score: 5, Funny

      Everyone who plays WoW knows rouges are overpowdered.

    4. Re:Rouge eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Everyone who plays WoW knows rouges are overpowdered." - only a maroon would say that.

    5. Re:Rouge eh? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2

      You've red too much into their comments.

    6. Re:Rouge eh? by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Funny

      A bit of rouge satellite goes extremely well with some eyeliner asteroid, and you'll want to round them out with a nice, light, gamma burst lipstick to bring it all together.

      Doesn't the solar system look so pretty now?

      Ummm ... I think that might be the first make-up tips I've ever seen on Slashdot.

      Now, stop it! ;-)

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    7. Re:Rouge eh? by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 3, Funny

      It only seems that way at first blush.

  3. Rouge satellite by ZaphDingbat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bet their faces are red about this one.

    1. Re:Rouge satellite by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Looks like we caught CmdrTaco Red Handed not proof reading his postings.

    2. Re:Rouge satellite by vxice · · Score: 2

      Just leave him alone, he never gets any breaks. Whenever he posts a mistake everyone justs jumps all over it. Haven't you ever made a misprint, why can't we just leave him alone. /end Brittany Spears defender screaming.

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  4. Luke SkyPrancer - Leader of Rouge Squadron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    lol, worse every day.

  5. Nice by multipartmixed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just wait until next week when a mascara satellite knocks out the GPS network!

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    1. Re:Nice by Massacrifice · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just wait until next week when a mascara satellite lashes out at the GPS network!

      FTFY

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  6. Spelling by Norin+Radd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rogue, not rouge. It's not wearing makeup.

  7. Hasn't anyone called? by jbeaupre · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hasn't anyone called Technora yet? Space Debris Section should have been tasked to retrieve Galaxy 15 long ago.

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  8. Let the record show... by gman003 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Let the record show that the first eight comments were entirely devoted to pointing out a common typo in the headline, and that every response to those comments so far has been directly related to said typo. Let it not be said that Slashdot cares not for the Queen's English.

    1. Re:Let the record show... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2

      Let it not be said that Slashdot cares not for the Queen's English.

      Double-negatives, though... now that's another matter entirely.

  9. stay on target, stay on target by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

    Rouge Two: [the Y-wings are running the gauntlet toward the Death Star reactor-port] The guns - they've stopped!
    Rouge Five: [realizes why] Stabilize your rear deflectors... Watch for enemy fighters.
    Rouge Leader: They're coming in! Three marks at 2-10!
    [Rouge Two is slain by Darth Vader and his wingmen; Rouge Leader starts to panic]
    Rouge Leader: It's no good, I can't maneuver!
    Rouge Five: Stay on target.
    Rouge Leader: *We're too close!*
    Rouge Five: Stay on target!
    Rouge Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
    [he too is picked off by Vader and Company; Rouge Five tries to escape but is fatally winged]
    Rouge Five: Rouge Five to Red leader, lost Tiree, lost Dutch.
    Red Leader: I copy, Rouge Leader.
    Rouge Five: It came from... behind!

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  10. 49ers Packers game affected by astern · · Score: 2

    Knowing the machinations behind the NFL on FOX broadcasts (double redundancy -everywhere-) I was surprised when the game dropped out and returned in 4:3 SD on Sunday, now I know they must've lost their uplink.

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  11. Re:Rogue satellite by ZaphDingbat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. I red the summary this time.

  12. What's with the "editing" today? by texwtf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Rouge satellites?

    Are the slashdot editors drunk? This is only the latest of several simple grammatical and spelling errors in the summaries today.

  13. zomg Zombie satellites??? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

    Are they slowly lumbering into different orbits and gnawing on the CPUs of any live satellites they can find?

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  14. When will we have weather again? by erroneus · · Score: 2

    I was beginning to wonder why it hasn't snowed here yet despite that there seems to be ample moisture and below freezing temperatures. I guess this explains it.

  15. Layman's explaination by sjames · · Score: 3, Funny

    We start with the uplink properly paying attention to it's mate in orbit and all is well. Then this painted strumpet comes sauntering by and the uplink's attention wanders. This is naturally followed by the slap to the cheek. It takes a few minutes to re-align after that.

    Intelsat is powerless to do anything about this cosmic red light district.

  16. Re:Why not use the X-37B by onkelonkel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The X-37B operates in low earth orbit about 200 miles up. The satellite is in Geosynchronous orbit at about 22,000 miles up. How do you get the X-37B to where the satellite is?

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  17. it's ROGUE by rgviza · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's ROGUE dammit! Rouge is makeup

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  18. Oh for god's sake. Iliterate headlines now????? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

    If people want to casually post loose, rouge, etc. I'm willing to let it slide.

    But having it in a headline just makes slashdot look pathetic.

    Are there no editors, are they illiterate, or do they just not care?

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  19. So *that's* what that was... by ryanvm · · Score: 2

    This is personally amusing to me because I spent half of Sunday trying to track down reports of my Android Live Wallpaper app not working properly. I guess in hindsight, it's pretty cool. I mean, it's not often that you get to lament that a rogue satellite ruined your afternoon.

    Oh, and in case you were wondering why I didn't take the opportunity to shamlessly plug my app.

    http://www.appidio.com/apps/radar-wallpaper/

    It's a live wallpaper for Android phones that shows the nearest NWS radar imagery.

  20. Article is completely incorrect by vortexf5 · · Score: 2

    The outage over the weekend was NOT caused by Galaxy 15. Galaxy 15 is expected to pass by SES-1 on December 15.

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  21. I experienced this first hand by Myopic · · Score: 2

    I work at a weather company and this problem turned into some hurried phone calls to staff over the weekend. I'm on the data team, but I was only peripherally involved. This outage was expected, but not expected for another six days, so we were prepared with code changes for when the problem arose, but we hadn't turned on those changes yet because we thought it would be another week almost.

    And I'm going to wrap up my post now, because I don't actually have anything interesting to say about it.

  22. Given by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2

    that the problem is the erratic orbital nature of Galaxy 15, and the fact that this orbit intersects weather Satellites. Would it be proper to refer to this relationship as.... NOAA's....Arc? Two by two.

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