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NASA Solar Sail Lost In Space

An anonymous reader writes "According to Spaceflight Now: 'NASA has not heard from the experimental NanoSail-D miniature solar sail in nearly a week, prompting officials to wonder if the craft actually deployed from a larger mother satellite despite initial indications it ejected as designed.' NanoSail-D's spring-ejection was indicated at 1:31 a.m. EST Monday, leading to a predicted release of the spacecraft's sail membrane around 1:30 a.m. EST Thursday."

111 comments

  1. Long gone by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe it worked too well -D

    1. Re:Long gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Can someone please explain to me why there are posts like this?
      Is this how advanced botnets communticate or is it some odd joke only a small subset of the slashdot community understands? (Or perhaps a joke that everyone besides me understand?)
      I it some sort of trolling? Since it's a wall of text I assume that people generally doesn't read it and don't get offended.

      Please, I would really like to know.

    2. Re:Long gone by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

      Use it and lose it?

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    3. Re:Long gone by mcvos · · Score: 0

      As far as I can tell, it's just some really stupid brand of trolling by people who have way too much time on their hands. Or maybe they really think somebody out there will read beyond the first sentence and they get some kind of pleasure out of that idea.

    4. Re:Long gone by Spydeh · · Score: 1

      Solar winds will be caught in these mylar sails... C'mon really? No one went for the cheesy Armageddon reference, I am disappointed.

    5. Re:Long gone by strongpassword · · Score: 1

      It's five-year mission: to boldly go where no solar sail has gone before.

    6. Re:Long gone by Forge · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it slipped into a Neutrino flow and hit warp speeds. The Cardassians are now trying to figure out where it came from.

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    7. Re:Long gone by rally2xs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As long as you have a mod category like "funny", people will compete for it.

    8. Re:Long gone by thorgil · · Score: 1

      correction... not Neutrino
      Tachyon.

      http://www.startrek.com/database_article/tachyon-eddies
      Know yer starrytrek

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    9. Re:Long gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TL;DR;

    10. Re:Long gone by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      "Funny" gains no karma, and what you intend to be funny can wind up getting modded troll, flamebait, or overrated.

      Karma whores only get modded "funny" by accident.

    11. Re:Long gone by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      It's funny, because I just watched The Motion Picture this weekend. The first thought I had when I read this story was wondering how likely it is that the probe will find its way back to us one day.

    12. Re:Long gone by db10 · · Score: 1

      Eddies in the space time continuum?

    13. Re:Long gone by Forge · · Score: 1

      Thank you Thorgil. I stand corrected.

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  2. Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The reason it was lost is that it forgot to tack in a particularly bad solar wind.

    1. Re:Reason by camperslo · · Score: 1

      Could the recent coronal mass ejection (CME) have anything to do with this?

      http://slashdot.org/story/10/12/07/2158228/slashdot.sourceforge.net

    2. Re:Reason by EdZ · · Score: 1

      No. As the linked summary states, the CME was not directed at the Earth.

    3. Re:Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. As the linked summary states, the CME was not directed at the Earth.

      Of course. The Solarians directed the flare to destroy the solar sail.
      Gotta go. Time for Art Bell reruns.

  3. FASTSAT Post by DamonHD · · Score: 2

    Bad luck on losing the sail. I had some tiny direct extra stake in the Planetary Soc's solar sail attempts and still have a little on their latest as a member. I'd really like to see this work as it seems so much more elegant than just throwing more chemicals at space travel.

    Reminds us that not much in space is routine; indeed it's still rocket science.

    Rgds

    Damon

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    1. Re:FASTSAT Post by david.given · · Score: 4, Informative

      All is not lost; JAXA's IKAROS is doing just fine. According to their blog (no link because accurséd Slashdot won't let me paste into text boxes) it did a flyby of Venus a few days ago and is now on its way... nowhere in particular (as a propulsion testbed it's more important that it is going than where it goes). But they've demonstrated deployment, acceleration, attitude control and power generation; it's now a fully functional interplanetary spacecraft powered purely by the sun.

      Of course, given that its tiny solar sail produces a thrust of about 1mN, which given IKAROS' 300kg mass comes out at about 3 um/s^2 or approximately 0.0000003g, I don't think it'll be blazing across the solar system any time soon; but it does show that the whole principle works. Now we need a full size one (and JAXA's planning a solar sail-powered Jupiter missing in the late 2010s).

    2. Re:FASTSAT Post by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      and JAXA's planning a solar sail-powered Jupiter missing in the late 2010s

      I think a solar sail mission to Mercury would be a far better idea.

    3. Re:FASTSAT Post by oobayly · · Score: 1

      Now we need a full size one

      Sure, but what about all the extra drag a really big solar sail will have?

    4. Re:FASTSAT Post by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

      accurséd Slashdot won't let me paste into text boxes

      This is not a Slashdot problem (well, as far as I know it's not). This problem only seems to occur when using Chrome (it works with IE and Firefox - don't know about other browsers). The Chrome project is aware of this (I have no idea when/if they will fix it).

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    5. Re:FASTSAT Post by __aaeuwj6541 · · Score: 1

      space has no atmosphere, thus infinitesimal resistance, infinitesimal drag, only problem is that you cannot use them to go towards the sun, unfortunatly

    6. Re:FASTSAT Post by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Informative

      you cannot use them to go towards the sun, unfortunatly

      Not true at all! Due to the way that orbital mechanics works, you can use a solar sail to travel anywhere in orbit. If you tilt your solar sail so that the deflection of light occurs at an angle to the oncoming photons, you can produce a net force on the spacecraft retrograde to your orbital path. This slows your orbital velocity, causing you to spiral inward towards the star. To stabilise your orbit or to head outwards in a transfer orbit, you can tilt back the other way to apply prograde force.

      It's a simple and elegant means of getting around space. The only real problem is that it's a tremendously slow way of traveling across orbital distances.

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    7. Re:FASTSAT Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, EU is funding research on electric sails. The link refuses to paste for some reason, but google 'eu-backed electric sail'.

    8. Re:FASTSAT Post by oobayly · · Score: 1

      Is it bad etiquette to woosh a reply to one's own comment?

    9. Re:FASTSAT Post by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      It's a simple and elegant means of getting around space. The only real problem is that it's a tremendously slow way of traveling across orbital distances.

      As the esteemed Dr. Jerry Pournelle once said to me (we were discussing the possibility of using spaceborne lasers made out of ice) Slow isn't a problem - if it takes ten years to get from the asteroid belt to Earth, send one per year and after ten years you get one per year for life.

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    10. Re:FASTSAT Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stuff on earth fails regularly and we're not wondering. We know much less about stuff in space, yet we most of the time expect it to work perfectly (and yet, it still fail regularly - we're human right).
      I suppose everything (or nothing) is rocket science ;-)

    11. Re:FASTSAT Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

    12. Re:FASTSAT Post by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2

      Also note that it took JAXA a few failed tries before managing to deploy correctly a solar sail. The fact that NASA failed its first one does not strike me as very surprising. What I find surprising however is that they don't seem to use the Japanese experience very much to prevent these failures...

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    13. Re:FASTSAT Post by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      JAXA's IKAROS is doing just fine. According to their blog... it did a flyby of Venus a few days ago and is now on its way

      That's great news! Unfortunately, the only article I could find was in Japanese.

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    14. Re:FASTSAT Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also broken in Safari, so I'm guessing WebKit in general. Spellcheck also doesn't work, presumably for the same reason. And before this bug I regularly had problems getting the text area into focus. You wouldn't think providing a typing area on a mature forums site would be such a big deal.

    15. Re:FASTSAT Post by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      I've had problems with it in general on OS X lately (Firefox, Safari, and Chrome).

    16. Re:FASTSAT Post by asvravi · · Score: 1

      Weird.. I am able to paste.. infact this is my email hash 3b31fe778a4e91b2aca116e84a144285 pasted in.

    17. Re:FASTSAT Post by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      I think its in WebKit because Safari has the same problem now.

      You can still cut-n-paste if you don't use HTML in your comment box. Meaning, do all the cut and paste first then do the HTML markup.

      Still a stupid bug, but I assume it was put there to stop a vulnerability.

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  4. More like a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Solar Fail!

    Ha ha! Ha ha! ... *vomits*

    1. Re:More like a ... by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      It's refreshing to see the world's oldest meme, a pun, used on the tubes!

    2. Re:More like a ... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      But that's not a pun, it's a rhyme.

  5. aliens thought it was an invasion by chronoss2010 · · Score: 0

    this big thing spreading wings to come after them , so they took it....

  6. Gone with the (solar) wind by sourcerror · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gone with the (solar) wind

    1. Re:Gone with the (solar) wind by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Two great puns in a row! Well played, sirs!!!

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  7. They'll just have to try again by Froggels · · Score: 1, Insightful

    While setbacks are inevitable it doesn't mean that scientists should not keep trying.

  8. Meanwhile in a /. a few lightyears away by Haedrian · · Score: 2

    "Weird solar sail with "NASA" written on it found"

    1. Re:Meanwhile in a /. a few lightyears away by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      They are going to be confused when they find out that NASA is a brand of lubricants in Malaysia.

    2. Re:Meanwhile in a /. a few lightyears away by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile in a /. a few lightyears away: "Weird solar sail with "NASA" written on it found"

      Well, if they did manage to get it a few lightyears away that'd make this mission NASAs biggest success ever. So far the record is about 0.002 ly.

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    3. Re:Meanwhile in a /. a few lightyears away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Both Voyager probes are well over a light-day away from earth. Voyager 1 being over 31 light-hours away. So it's more like .0035 ly

    4. Re:Meanwhile in a /. a few lightyears away by peragrin · · Score: 1

      it got shot through a wormhole created by the recent CME.

      what I saw it on tv it must be true.

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    5. Re:Meanwhile in a /. a few lightyears away by Kjella · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nope. Both Voyager probes are well over a light-day away from earth. Voyager 1 being over 31 light-hours away. So it's more like .0035 ly

      Check your sources. It's about 116 AU or 16 light hours away.

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    6. Re:Meanwhile in a /. a few lightyears away by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      "Gigantic Space Condom Found - Randy Space Giant Theory Proposed"

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    7. Re:Meanwhile in a /. a few lightyears away by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Given the number of ads displayed in the typical satellite TV feed and that these surely bleed over into space, I expect they will not be surprised in the least and simply chalk it up to some big marketing strategy.

    8. Re:Meanwhile in a /. a few lightyears away by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      I think he was confusing round trip and one way light travel times.

    9. Re:Meanwhile in a /. a few lightyears away by anyGould · · Score: 2

      For a smooth glide through heavenly bodies?

  9. Fucking Martians nicked it. by Arancaytar · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're always stealing or breaking our stuff, those jerks.

    1. Re:Fucking Martians nicked it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit, K'Breel.

  10. pics or it didn't happen by confused+one · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sad when an internet meme is so appropriate... So they had a microswitch that says it deployed. Why not put a small camera on one or both to provide some visual feedback? It is an experimental deployment of (1) a cubesat from a microsat, and (2) an experimental sail membrane, yes? How would they know, for certain, that it deployed correctly if there are no pics? Given how small cameras are today, it seems like a no-brainer.

    1. Re:pics or it didn't happen by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      I was going to post this same thing.

      Also, why wasnt this done near the ISS so that *it* could have had a good look at what was going on, with maybe even a possible spacewalk to retrieve and examine a failure.

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    2. Re:pics or it didn't happen by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Cameras may be small but they still weigh something. Setting aside the need for them to transmit footage, the main concern with any spacecraft - but particularly sails - is the mass you're pushing around.

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    3. Re:pics or it didn't happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      God damn it, you're right. I wish they hired people like you at NASA, instead of those brain dead twits. A camera? Brilliant. No one ever thought of that. Thank god for /. armchair rocket scientists!

    4. Re:pics or it didn't happen by Animats · · Score: 2

      Yes. NASA's claimed purpose for this launch was to "test NASA's ability to deploy a massive but fragile spacecraft from an extremely compact structure." It wasn't capable of sailing anywhere; it was placed into such a low orbit that atmospheric drag would bring it down in about four months. Now they have to do the whole project again (or give up) without having learned much from this failure. While there's a weight, power, and data storage penalty for having a camera, it's far cheaper to add one than to launch again.

    5. Re:pics or it didn't happen by Brett+Buck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, sort of. But supplying a sufficient downlink and the associated extra weight and power just for a mechanism check that is generally trivial to verify with limit switches or break wires might have put the entire thing in jeopardy of never launching in the first place. Note that the deployment test proper was a full day after separation. Separating it wasn't part of the test.

              If the limit switch/breakwire showed it ejected, the overwhemling likelihood is that it did that - and then failed to come alive 24 hours later when it was supposed to. Could have deployed properly and just had a telemetry failure, that's at least as likely as anything else, and for a nano-sat on a very short mission it's pretty unlikely to have any more than a single-string system for anything, so no redundancy.

            Brett

    6. Re:pics or it didn't happen by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

      Why not put a small camera on one or both to provide some visual feedback?

      Because every gram of mass is expensive and hindsight is 20/20.

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  11. gilligan's island in space by angelwolf71885 · · Score: 0

    ust sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the courage of the fearless crew The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

  12. not exactly rocket science by jandoedel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Solar sails are not exactly rocket science...

    1. Re:not exactly rocket science by ZappedSparky · · Score: 1

      What did we use? Metric or imperial?

    2. Re:not exactly rocket science by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      ...well it ain't brain surgery!

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    3. Re:not exactly rocket science by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      No, but we are going to need a rocket surgeon.

    4. Re:not exactly rocket science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  13. Where have I heard that before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!"

  14. NASA Solar Sail 'Lost In Space' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Danger Will Robinson

  15. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    NASA = Tired old dinosaurs

  16. Shiver me timbers! by WSOGMM · · Score: 1

    I've lost me satellite!

  17. Weight and telemetry by mangu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Given how small cameras are today, it seems like a no-brainer.

    Perhaps the name "NanoSail-D" will give a hint on how small this satellite is.

    However, the camera size itself is not all that matters. In order to send telemetry down there must exist a telemetry transmitter on board. It might surprise you to know that even large satellites often transmit telemetry at 1 kbps or so.

    Transmitting wide band, such as needed by a video signal, requires higher power. Sending high power down needs a bulkier and heavier transmitter. More power in the telemetry beacon requires more DC power, which means bigger batteries and bigger solar panels.

    These are the two main constraints in a spacecraft: mass and consumed power. Every piece of equipment on board must be screened for these two parameters, nothing is included unless it's absolutely certain that it couldn't be done with less mass and less power.

    1. Re:Weight and telemetry by careysub · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Given how small cameras are today, it seems like a no-brainer.

      Perhaps the name "NanoSail-D" will give a hint on how small this satellite is.

      However, the camera size itself is not all that matters. In order to send telemetry down there must exist a telemetry transmitter on board. It might surprise you to know that even large satellites often transmit telemetry at 1 kbps or so.

      Transmitting wide band, such as needed by a video signal, requires higher power. Sending high power down needs a bulkier and heavier transmitter. More power in the telemetry beacon requires more DC power, which means bigger batteries and bigger solar panels.

      ...

      The camera would not be on the "NanoSail-D", it would be on the mother satellite FASTSAT which weighs 148 kg. How much does a simple solid state camera weigh these days? It couldn't be more than several grams I would think. And what's this about a "video signal"? To confirm satellite deployment they would need only one single still frame which would only be transmitted if they needed it. And so what if it takes a dayor two to transmit the image along with its other data streams? They are going to be wondering about this for months or years.

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    2. Re:Weight and telemetry by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      How much does a simple solid state camera weigh these days?

      Why, hardly anything at all!

      Oh, wait - you mean you want one rated for vacuum, extremes of hot and cold, radiation outside of an atmosphere and G-loading/vibration tolerance to launch conditions? Hmm... let me ask Raytheon and get back to you...

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    3. Re:Weight and telemetry by c6gunner · · Score: 2

      Those things are a necessity when the camera is a mission-critical piece of kit that needs to survive and function perfectly for a couple years; they're just a nice-to-have when the camera is meant to take pictures - which you probably won't even need - bare minutes after achieving orbit.

    4. Re:Weight and telemetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given how small cameras are today, it seems like a no-brainer.

      Perhaps the name "NanoSail-D" will give a hint on how small this satellite is.

      However, the camera size itself is not all that matters. In order to send telemetry down there must exist a telemetry transmitter on board. It might surprise you to know that even large satellites often transmit telemetry at 1 kbps or so.

      Transmitting wide band, such as needed by a video signal, requires higher power. Sending high power down needs a bulkier and heavier transmitter. More power in the telemetry beacon requires more DC power, which means bigger batteries and bigger solar panels.

      These are the two main constraints in a spacecraft: mass and consumed power. Every piece of equipment on board must be screened for these two parameters, nothing is included unless it's absolutely certain that it couldn't be done with less mass and less power.

      there is already telemetry on board obviously.
      No need to download heavy video, just a couple of still images, black and white,
      does not matter if it takes hours to donwload, at least they would have something to look at,
      and to see the sail deploy as well if it worked.
      we talk about a few grams only here.

    5. Re:Weight and telemetry by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Most current cameras as you describe would dissolve into tiny little bits before it clears the launch tower. The acoustic feedback alone will probably kill it.

    6. Re:Weight and telemetry by Muad'Dave · · Score: 3, Informative

      Those things are a necessity when the camera is a mission-critical piece of kit ...

      Not really true - it only takes one piece of non launch-rated equipment to mess up the whole works. Imagine it shorting out or breaking into a zillion pieces on launch and getting into the science instruments.

      Your idea would work if it were physically and electrically separated from the main payload, but that would entail a lot of extra weight.

      The microswitch probably did its job - the sat probably moved enough to trigger that. The fact that no amateur satellite watchers have seen it and the Air Force hasn't found it with radar are good indications that it hung up on deploy.

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    7. Re:Weight and telemetry by tibit · · Score: 2

      A "current" camera is essentially a chip the size of a SO-8, a small cast lens retainer that's attached to the PCB, and the lens -- everything fits in under a cubic centimeter. It'd take tremendous accelerations to "dissolve it into tiny bits" -- if the camera would disintegrate, there would be nothing left of the rocket. F=m*a after all, with m on the order of a gram.

      If you go for a pinhole, it'd be even simpler -- the pinhole and enclosure (light shield) are a little cast piece that can be bonded to the PCB while the PCB itself is being laminated. Probably the cable will weigh more than the camera, even if you manufacture the camera and cable as a flex PCB, as many aerospace gadgets are done for weight savings and reliability (at least one connector less).

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    8. Re:Weight and telemetry by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      On NASA missions, it's unlikely that they would allow even a "nice to have but not mission critical" camera to be of low reliability. Management is very wary of the word "failure" even if it is failure of a non-critical piece. Management would push for it either to be fully qualified for the duration of the mission, or they would push to have it removed as unnecessary and not worth the risk to the mission.

      Imagine what would happen if the camera broke into pieces on ascent and one of the pieces punctured a propellant tank. Or what would happen if it shorted out in a way that increased power draw to the point where the batteries would discharge too much during eclipse? Nope, you're going to get a camera with a complete mechanical and thermal finite elements analysis, flight qualified at 13g RMS of random vibration with a spectrum matching the what is expected when launch vehicle input passes through all the structures to get to the camera. You'll might need an acoustic analysis and test as well. And there will be a lens cover mechanism and possibly focusing actuators to qualify. Oh, and you'll need a spare, too. If you really want to do it on the cheap, I'd put it at $250K for qualifying the camera. That doesn't include anything spent on designing or building the camera. And you'll need a qualified interface for reading the data out, too. I don't know if anyone has flown USB.

    9. Re:Weight and telemetry by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Not really true - it only takes one piece of non launch-rated equipment to mess up the whole works. Imagine it shorting out or breaking into a zillion pieces on launch and getting into the science instruments.

      Sure, placement matters. Imagine if a baguette were to be dropped on a part of the LHC. Not sure how a solid-state camera would break though.

  18. um... by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    Spring ejection? Outer space? Wouldn't be the first time the obvious slipped right by NASA.

    1. Re:um... by camperdave · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, the fact that the nano-sail was NOT a solar sail, but was essentially a parachute for slowing down a satellite in the thin, thin remnants of atmosphere at Low Earth Orbit altitudes seems to have slipped by the journalists and the fine people at Slashdot.

      ... or are you saying that a spring ejection won't happen for a few months?

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  19. Danger Will Robinson! Danger! by sanman2 · · Score: 1

    (flails arms uselessly)

    1. Re:Danger Will Robinson! Danger! by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

      The pain... oh, the pain!

  20. Dr Smith by phrostie · · Score: 1

    Is there a Dr Smith on the project team?

  21. Ground control to Major Tom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Commencing countdown engine's on.....

    Tom?

    Tom?

  22. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three hour tour...
      Three hour tour...

  23. Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it just hit a Tachyon Eddy and left the solar system...

  24. Burn em up, or use em up? by Banquo · · Score: 1

    I've always thought that every satellite/ship/station should be deigned with some kind of slow drive system and/or quick "death release" system that would cause them to fire out and land on or near the same spot on the moon. Then when/if moon bases/operations were a go you would have a huge stockpile of recycle materials to get you going. I'm sure the logistics are insane, but it seems even some kind of "bag it and sling it" system to shift orbital debris into a usable stockpile of stuff would make sense.

    Of course I'm also for railgunning all our nuclear waste into the sun so,...practical isn't my middle name.

  25. S. S. Minnow by PPH · · Score: 1

    It ws only supposed to be a three hour tour.

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  26. Solar wind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I probably was burned up due to solar wind. Too flimsy.

  27. Spring Ejaculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spring Ejaculation!? Only in the southern hemisphere!

  28. Not the only thing lost in space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And there we were all in one place...

  29. Pity it can't... by Feinu · · Score: 1

    ...sail off into the sunset

  30. You can't buy those at walmart by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    Have you ever been shopping for cameras that are capable of surviving more than a day of space radiation? How about buying the video encoder for it and getting your extra data traffic through the transmitter on the thing you hurled into space? You're going to be spending millions just to watch a few minutes of a deployment that either works, or it doesn't.

    You already know what it's going to look like if it works, so for that occasion, using a microswitch will suffice. The only reason why you might want to put a camera on is to see how it fails. For that you will need a lot of speed and resolution, IE expensive equipment, lots of data to be stored on the solid state so it can reliably be (re)transmitted to earth. I doubt NASA, with it's current budget, will want to spend many millions so they can show the world they failed.

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    1. Re:You can't buy those at walmart by tibit · · Score: 2

      There are two aspects of space radiation: errors and cumulative damage. When you shop for mission-critical equipment, especially for the control computers, you want them to work just fine in spite of radiation. For a camera like that: who cares if there are upsets in individual pixels periodically, or if it becomes noisier after a few days. COTS laptops work just fine on IST, and it's hardly a radiation-tight environment, so I think that the space buffs here who are used to $1E6 through $1E8 price tags for cameras just need to calm down. It's not a Cassini mission.

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  31. Goddamn metric spring by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    If pound-force was good enough for the Baby Jesus, it should be good enough for NASA. What the hell is a Newton anyway - some kind of French furry fetish?

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    1. Re:Goddamn metric spring by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      Considering 'force' was first described by newton, that may cast doubt on whether pound-force was good enough for baby jesus. 'pound' weight measures aren't in the bible either, just bekas, schekles, minas, pims, gerahs and talents.

    2. Re:Goddamn metric spring by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      In your heathen tract, maybe. In mine, the original American one, the Baby Jesus speaks English, weighs in pounds, pays in dollars and cents, and drives a Ford. Which produces horsepower and does miles to the gallon.

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    3. Re:Goddamn metric spring by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Baby Jesus drove a Chevy, you communist, sexual deviant

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    4. Re:Goddamn metric spring by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      The True Baby Jesus would rather push a Ford across water than drive a Chevy.

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  32. Recreation by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    They've modeled what they believe happened, using a mallard-based simulator:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY

  33. It's obvious who's to blame... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Dr. Zachary Smith does it again!

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  34. I just dont get it.... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    DO we not have 1 million webcams everywhere, and does not everyone have routers now that can send info back and forth within a network, could they not have attached a camera to view things, from both the sail and the deployment capsule, and also add some sort of beacon to transmit data as if to say, we do not trust things will go perfectly, so we will add some way of visually confirming everything did go ok...???

    1. Re:I just dont get it.... by anyGould · · Score: 1

      It's already been covered multiple times above, but here's the tl;dr version: it's freakin' expensive to get stuff in orbit, so nothing goes up unless it absolutely has to.

    2. Re:I just dont get it.... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      knowing that your sail deployed properly is not a luxury, it's a necessity!