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Michael Moore Posts Julian Assange's Bail

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the right-is-right dept.

digitaldc quotes Michael Moore in a story running on the Huffington Post where he says "Yesterday, in the Westminster Magistrates Court in London, the lawyers for WikiLeaks co-founder Julian Assange presented to the judge a document from me stating that I have put up $20,000 of my own money to help bail Mr. Assange out of jail. Furthermore, I (Michael Moore) am publicly offering the assistance of my website, my servers, my domain names and anything else I can do to keep WikiLeaks alive and thriving as it continues its work to expose the crimes that were concocted in secret and carried out in our name and with our tax dollars."

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  1. Posts it where?? by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone tell me the IP address of the website where I see Assange's bail.

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  2. Good stuff.. by NuKe_MoNgOoSe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love Michael Moore he is a voice of logic and even thinking in a world full of people who hang off the flag and are lead by the nose by a government who doesnt give two shits about its people against expanding its power and influence over the rest of the world. Sure, he is looking to get shot but it isnt the first time Michael has struck a blow against the establishment and I dont imagine it will be the last.

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  3. Sweet, Sweet Irony by dcigary · · Score: 4, Funny

    If would be sweet, sweet irony if it turns out that Wikileaks has something on Michael Moore, like that's he a paid corporate shill, or that he has an account on iheart12yoldboys.com. /just sayin'

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    1. Re:Sweet, Sweet Irony by greatgreygreengreasy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or that he's actually the same person as Rush Limbaugh, but really both are played by the greatest actor in the world, FRED SAVAGE!

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  4. Ulterior Motive? by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Assange goes missing and Moore puts on another 90lbs, I think we can chalk this up as the most expensive Take-Out meal ever

    1. Re:Ulterior Motive? by EnsilZah · · Score: 3, Funny

      Surely it's worth it, for only be feasting on his flesh may he gain his powers.

  5. Re:What to say to police by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

    COP: Is that your penis in the drive-thru window?

    • Yes, officer.

    COP: Did someone force you to do that?

    No, officer.

    COP: Why is your hand in your ass cheeks?

    Officer, I'm getting my wallet from my pocket now.

    COP: Why are you bending over like that?

    Officer, I'm getting my registration/insurance documents from the glove compartment.

    COP: I think you lost your mind. Let's look for it.

    I do not consent to any searches.

    Do you have a warrant, officer?

    COP: Did you ask me if I have a warrant?

    I will not answer questions without a lawyer.

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  6. It's called Democracy by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Michael Moore falls prey to a mistake in ethical reasoning by failing to expound that taxation is immoral as well as the rest of my trite ideological drivel."

  7. Re:It's good to have allies by Americano · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm sorry you're so angry. I'll pray for you, that you'll find Jesus' love. I'll also write in to Sean Hannity and ask him to do the same. He's a good man, that Sean Hannity, doing the Lord's work.