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Top 10 Things You CAN'T Have For Christmas
Zothecula writes "It's getting a little late for a last minute Christmas shopping list, but not to worry, most of us outside the Forbes Top 100 couldn't afford any of these anyway! Still, it's fascinating to look at what's possible if the word 'budget' isn't in your vocabulary, so here's a look at what you won't be getting for Christmas (CT: Warning, gizmag features really intrusive advertising) this year – the most outrageous examples of high-end overkill from 2010."
Yup, I do. If a site is funded by adverts, then it's bad manners to take their content and not the ads. If the ads are irritating or intrusive then I simply blacklist the site and never return.
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Yes, but it's coming from amazon and will be shipped in several boxes. Some assembly required.
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I'm pretty sure I won't be getting a hot wife for Christmas, especially from my current wife.
A girlfriend!
ducks
Looser.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Only the rich can afford poor quality
Thank god they got to keep those juicy tax breaks. Think of all the rotating wooden house builders and the hard-working people in the jet balcony industry. And the children.
God bless us, everyone.
"All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares."
That sort of list will get you arrested if anyone finds out...
Velociraptor = Distiraptor / Timeraptor
More extreme things we can't afford:
1) Diamond-tipped pizza cutter with baby elephant ivory handle
2) Stadium seat cushion made from puma hide and filled with narwhal blubber
3) Beer cozy built from the insulation of the original NASA space suits
4) Sofa throw blanket woven from the used toupees of William Shatner
5) A 1:3 scale replica of the "Stay-Puff" Marshmallow Man crafted from albino bat guano