Apple's $1 Billion Data Center Mystery

1sockchuck writes "One of year's most tantalizing technology secrets involves Apple's $1 billion investment in a new data center in North Carolina. Is it the Death Star in Apple's plan for galactic domination? Some Apple watchers predict it will be the hub for a 21st century broadcasting network. Other enthusiasts are doing flyovers to film videos of the 500,000 square foot facility. There's also an unofficial FAQ about the new data center. What is Apple up to with this huge facility?"

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Top Ten Things Fanbois WON'T do

[spun]

is there anything Apple fanbois *won't* do?

Ah, a challenge! Let me think, what won't apple fanbois do?

My top ten list of things apple fanbois won't do:

10) Mix plaid and polka dots.
9) Take a calculus class
8) Pay too much for that muffler.
7) Pay anything for that music.
6) Drink fucking Merlot.
5) Listen to Country and Western music in a non-ironic way.
4) Move to a flyover state.
3) Charge a reasonable rate for their "Graphic Design" skills
2) Tip a waiter

And the number one thing apple fanbois won't do?
1) Date a member of the opposite sex.

Badump-CHA! Thank you, I'll be veal all night, and be sure to try the waitress.